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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-26-2002, 09:48 AM Thread Starter
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Todays Thanksgiving Email

Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty atThanksgiving But Aren't

10. "Talk about a huge breast!"

9. "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

8. "Don't play with your meat."

7. "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

6. "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

5. "You still have a little bit on your chin."

4. "How long will it take after you stick it in?"

3. "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

2. "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

1. "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-26-2002, 10:00 AM
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got that a couple days ago. Here's an expanded version with 9 that didn't make the top 10 cut


> > >1. Talk about a huge breast!
> > >
> > >2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
> > >
> > >3. It's Cool Whip time!
> > >
> > >4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
> > >
> > >5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
> > >
> > >6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
> > >
> > >7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
> > >
> > >8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
> > >
> > >9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
> > >
> > >10. Don't play with your meat.
> > >
> > >11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
> > >
> > >12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
> > >
> > >13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
> > >
> > >14. . You still have a little bit on your chin.
> > >
> > >15. How long will it take after you stick it in? .
> > >
> > >16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
> > >
> > >17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
> > >
> > >18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
> > >
> > >19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
>

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Poor Big Bird
That is horrible. I'm going to spend the next 3 hours crying into my keyboard!!!
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That is horrible. I'm going to spend the next 3 hours crying into my keyboard!!!
If you are going to cry i HIGHLY reccommend not crying over the keyboard I had one of those quite keyboards, well.....after spilling pop and water on it i can tell you its not quiet anymore and after the pop the keys kinda stuck for a while
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If you are going to cry i HIGHLY reccommend not crying over the keyboard I had one of those quite keyboards, well.....after spilling pop and water on it i can tell you its not quiet anymore and after the pop the keys kinda stuck for a while
Too late. My tears of agony for big bird already shorted it out. good thing we had a few spare natural keyboards eh?
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too funny. Poor poor Big Bird.

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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-26-2002, 11:22 AM
 
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if you put your face into your keyboard, you're gonna get little boxes imprinted on your face!
Shit that's right I got those too. So now I have red eyes from sobbing and key marks all over ... I think it's time to go home
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