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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-22-2005, 11:43 AM Thread Starter
She Calls me Google...
 
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Dear Santa.....

Dear Santa,

I want a new bike, a Play station, a train, some
G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony, and a tuba.

Love,

Francis



Dear Francis,

Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're
gay. I'll set you up with a Barbie.

Santa

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Dear Santa

I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben
a gud boy all yeer.

yer Frend,

JaKe



Dear Jake,

Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in
lawn care. How about I send you a friggin' book so
you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your
older brother the space ranger. At least HE can
spell!

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Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing
I ask for is peace and joy in the world for
everybody!

Love,

Sarah



Dear Sarah,

Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't
they?

Santa

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Dear Santa,

I don't know if you can do this but, for Christmas,
I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back
together. Please see what you can do.

Love,

Teddy



Dear Teddy,

Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a
screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna
give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who
rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that
dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead.

Santa

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Dear Santa,

I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and
I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back
door.

Love,

Susan



Dear Susan,

Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer
fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want
to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch.

Santa

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Dear Santa,

What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are
you busy making toys?

Your friend,

Thomas



Dear Thomas,

All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in
Vegas, where I spend most of my time making
low-budget films. I unwind by drinking myself silly
and squeezing the butts of cocktail girls while
losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to
know.

Santa

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Dear Santa,

Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really
know when we're awake, like in the song?

Love,

Jessica



Dear Jessica,

Are you really that gullible or are you just that
blonde? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping
your house.

Santa

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Dear Santa,

I really really want a puppy this year. Please
please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?

Timmy



Timmy,

That whiney begging crap may work with your folks,
but it doesn't work with me. You're getting a
sweater again.

Santa

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Dearest Santa,

We don't have a chimney in our house. How do you get
into our home?

Love,

Marky



Mark,

First, stop calling yourself "Marky." That's why
you're getting beat up at school. Second, you don't
live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment
complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the
boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.

Sweet Dreams,

Santa
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-22-2005, 12:18 PM
My lil Stunt Girl
 
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Dear Santa,
For Christmas, I want a shiny new silver R6 or a Yellow Gsxr!! I have been such a good girl!! Either will do!! Thanks Santa

Maybe add a new jacket to that too since mine will no longer match
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-22-2005, 12:27 PM
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Repost...but still funny

Santa, for Christmas i want a:

-Two Brothers C2 Alum dual exhaust
-Shogun frame sliders
-Ermax Bellypan
-Kaw ZX636 Suspension
-Corbin Seat
-180 Rear Tire (Dunlop or Bridgestone please)
-and some new gear...

...thanks!!

Tom

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Originally Posted by Tacitus
In a state where corruption abounds, laws must be very numerous.
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-22-2005, 12:32 PM Thread Starter
She Calls me Google...
 
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Oops Didnt know! My bad..
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