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post #1 of 35 (permalink) Old 12-28-2005, 04:16 PM Thread Starter
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***NWS*** This is how dumb Paris Hilton is!

A photographer asked to see her shoes and this is how she showed them to the press...........
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Doesn't that hurt. It's a frontal wegie.

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stupid stupid paris............
nuff said

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mmmm. camel toe...
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Camel toe! I think she has a camel toe... who can find that vid with the camel toe song!!? HAHAHAH Yea that would have to hurt!

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Not sure if it's me, but sorta looks nasty, and not in a good way


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Not sure if it's me, but sorta looks nasty, and not in a good way
Ok - then lets call it camel HOOF!

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Ok - then lets call it camel HOOF!
'das a used item

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dumb???shes playing you fools allll the way to the bank

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Paris in not the brightest bulb in the Home Depot lighting aisle.
That it the was one.

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dumb???shes playing you fools allll the way to the bank
Did we buy anything from her?
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looks like an old used catchers mit

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looks like an old used catchers mit
Oh its catching balls allright.................lots of em.

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Did we buy anything from her?
no, you bought something FOR her
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Shaved rich bitch toe.

I'm shocked that she is wearing undies at all. There are certainly enough pics of her beaver going commando floating around.

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That woman is just foul..ugh...
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Shaved rich bitch toe.

I'm shocked that she is wearing undies at all. There are certainly enough pics of her beaver going commando floating around.

+1 I'm thinking the same thing. I didn't think that skank wore underwear.

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She been ridden so hard.

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good god that is just wrong!

i am ALL for a good looking camel toe, but hers is fugly!



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I lost all respect for her when I saw her sex vid. Damn, I feel sorry for the girl. PR0N stars getting paid wouldn't put up with that dude talking like that. She can have any guy out there, and she was putting up with some asshat being downright mean to her.

Oops, She's too skinny in a crack whore way.

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