a fight Chuck Norris loses - Chicagoland Sportbikes
Chicagoland Sportbikes
 
Open Forum This forum is for all off-topic discussion.

 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-29-2005, 08:27 AM Thread Starter
The Victim Newbie
 
clearwaterms's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Westchester, IL
Posts: 7,384
Location: Westchester, IL
Sportbike: 2007 mountain bike
Years Riding: just started
How you found us: svrider.com
           
Send a message via AIM to clearwaterms Send a message via MSN to clearwaterms Send a message via Yahoo to clearwaterms
a fight Chuck Norris loses

http://uploads.ungrounded.net/285000...teshowdown.swf

<-- Chris

turn the bars left and go right; that just isn't right
clearwaterms is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-29-2005, 08:36 AM
Super Moderator

 
Vcook's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Winfield
Posts: 43,229
Location: Winfield
Sportbike: bikeless
Years Riding: 10
How you found us: Shit, you know I'm a clsb OG!
           
Send a message via AIM to Vcook
he may have lost, but not before delivering a bone crushing kick to indiana jones's crotch.



Chris
Vcook is offline  
post #3 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-29-2005, 09:17 AM
Registered User
 
Labdog's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Roselle, IL
Posts: 9,589
Location: Roselle, IL
Sportbike: 2000 Hayabusa Blue & Silver! Mods-> Oh yeah!
Years Riding: Oh just a couple or so....
How you found us: Old SBN days.......
           

The thighs of death reigns supreme!

<--Kelly

.

2000 Hayabusa
2006 Honda CRF50
Labdog is offline  
post #4 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-29-2005, 09:26 AM
King Nothing


 
Kegger's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Ur Moms House
Posts: 17,944
Location: Ur Moms House
Sportbike: I ride Ur Mom
Years Riding: As long as Ive known Ur Mom
How you found us: u found me
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by clearwaterms
A fight Chuck Norris loses
I knew it had to be a cartoon, because thats not possible.

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
Kegger is offline  
post #5 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-29-2005, 10:09 AM
Viva La Figa!!
 
Downforce137's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: In Diana
Posts: 6,215
Location: In Diana
Sportbike: negative.
Years Riding: long enough to know better.
How you found us: cycleforums.com
           
Send a message via AIM to Downforce137
I bet Chuck Norris is on a mission to find the creators of that totally unreal cartoon and eat them..
Downforce137 is offline  
post #6 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-29-2005, 10:13 AM
Administrator
 
HDTony's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Plainfield IL
Posts: 45,956
Location: Plainfield IL
Sportbike: A couple of pasta rockets
Years Riding: Since 1989
How you found us: In the beginning there was CLSB and Tony saw that it was good.
           
Send a message via AIM to HDTony
The creators payment for creating that cartoon will be pain




HDTony.... Damn glad to meet you!

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

- Ronald Reagan

AirTek Heating & Air inc.
HDTony is offline  
post #7 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-29-2005, 01:25 PM
 
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 334
    
That may well be the best flash animation EVAR!
Kanati is offline  
post #8 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-29-2005, 02:15 PM Thread Starter
The Victim Newbie
 
clearwaterms's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Westchester, IL
Posts: 7,384
Location: Westchester, IL
Sportbike: 2007 mountain bike
Years Riding: just started
How you found us: svrider.com
           
Send a message via AIM to clearwaterms Send a message via MSN to clearwaterms Send a message via Yahoo to clearwaterms
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kanati
That may well be the best flash animation EVAR!
judging by the fact that you misspelled ever, I assume you are joking?

<-- Chris

turn the bars left and go right; that just isn't right
clearwaterms is offline  
post #9 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-29-2005, 02:21 PM
-+-+-+-+-+-
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Lombard, IL
Posts: 2,427
Location: Lombard, IL
Sportbike: 2002 YZF-R1
Years Riding: A few days since yesterday
How you found us: Another website
           
That cartoon is so fake. There is no way Chuck Norris could possibly lose. One roundhouse kick would have taken them all out.
Keyhole is offline  
post #10 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-29-2005, 02:26 PM
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,068
       
chuck lost to Bruce Lee in one of Bruce's movies.
oldschoolninja is offline  
post #11 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-29-2005, 02:39 PM
Administrator
 
HDTony's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Plainfield IL
Posts: 45,956
Location: Plainfield IL
Sportbike: A couple of pasta rockets
Years Riding: Since 1989
How you found us: In the beginning there was CLSB and Tony saw that it was good.
           
Send a message via AIM to HDTony
Quote:
Originally Posted by oldschoolninja
chuck lost to Bruce Lee in one of Bruce's movies.
Chuck didnt loose, bruce lee is dead. it was a delayed reaction so chuck wouldnt be incriminated.




HDTony.... Damn glad to meet you!

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

- Ronald Reagan

AirTek Heating & Air inc.
HDTony is offline  
post #12 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-29-2005, 02:42 PM
I'm always learning......
 
SloRoll's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Southwest Suburbs
Posts: 5,778
Location: Southwest Suburbs
Sportbike: 2k14 FLHXS, 1981 FXE, 1949 HD EL Panhead, Yami PW80
Years Riding: Long, long, long, long, long time.
How you found us: GPS
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by HDTony
Chuck didnt loose, bruce lee is dead. it was a delayed reaction so chuck wouldnt be incriminated.
I never thought of that. Kinda like the five step palm exploding heart move.

Synthetic Lifelike Organism Responsible for Observation and Logical Learning - SLOROLL

Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over. Zappa 1974

And I said....."Look here brother, who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho? Zappa 1974
SloRoll is offline  
post #13 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-29-2005, 02:49 PM
Fear is the mind killer
 
ChiefBD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Waukegan,IL
Posts: 8,772
Location: Waukegan,IL
Sportbike: 05 GSXR 600, 03 RM 250
Years Riding: Thousands of miles, multiple engines
How you found us: www.gsxr.com
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by SloRoll
I never thought of that. Kinda like the five step palm exploding heart move.

What, are we going back to Kill Bill references now

Xbox Live GOW Killer
Handle : ChiefBDR

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kegger View Post
"Ride it like you have 30 monthly remaining payments" should keep most people out of trouble.
ChiefBD is offline  
post #14 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-29-2005, 02:54 PM
-+-+-+-+-+-
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Lombard, IL
Posts: 2,427
Location: Lombard, IL
Sportbike: 2002 YZF-R1
Years Riding: A few days since yesterday
How you found us: Another website
           
I'm waiting for Chuck Norris to face off with Vin Diesel
Keyhole is offline  
post #15 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-29-2005, 02:59 PM
I'm always learning......
 
SloRoll's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Southwest Suburbs
Posts: 5,778
Location: Southwest Suburbs
Sportbike: 2k14 FLHXS, 1981 FXE, 1949 HD EL Panhead, Yami PW80
Years Riding: Long, long, long, long, long time.
How you found us: GPS
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by Keyhole
I'm waiting for Chuck Norris to face off with Vin Diesel

I want to see him kumite with Pai Mei.

Synthetic Lifelike Organism Responsible for Observation and Logical Learning - SLOROLL

Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over. Zappa 1974

And I said....."Look here brother, who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho? Zappa 1974
SloRoll is offline  
post #16 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-29-2005, 11:34 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Denver, CO.
Posts: 97
Location: Denver, CO.
Sportbike: Forgot
Years Riding: Don't remember
How you found us: word of mouth
 
Send a message via Yahoo to Bud_Brain
Speaking of Chuck Norris. Ever see the World Combat League he started? Watch the videos. Pretty brutal stuff. Those are 2 chicks I would never mess with...

http://www.worldcombatleague.com/
Bud_Brain is offline  
post #17 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-30-2005, 12:38 AM
YO MAMA
 
Odysseys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Posts: 60,261
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Sportbike: 2010 Electra Glide Police Edition 103cu
Years Riding: a long time!
           
i just noticed chuck norris signed up!



Odysseys is offline  
post #18 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-30-2005, 07:19 AM Thread Starter
The Victim Newbie
 
clearwaterms's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Westchester, IL
Posts: 7,384
Location: Westchester, IL
Sportbike: 2007 mountain bike
Years Riding: just started
How you found us: svrider.com
           
Send a message via AIM to clearwaterms Send a message via MSN to clearwaterms Send a message via Yahoo to clearwaterms
Quote:
Originally Posted by Odysseys
i just noticed chuck norris signed up!

i think Chuck needs to improve his typing skills...

Location:
plainfield
Disclaimer:
yes
Sportbike:
A bad ass one
Years riding:
eternity
How did you find us?:
i was suimmoned

SUImmoned?

<-- Chris

turn the bars left and go right; that just isn't right
clearwaterms is offline  
post #19 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-30-2005, 08:24 AM
Super Moderator

 
Vcook's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Winfield
Posts: 43,229
Location: Winfield
Sportbike: bikeless
Years Riding: 10
How you found us: Shit, you know I'm a clsb OG!
           
Send a message via AIM to Vcook
Quote:
Originally Posted by clearwaterms
i think Chuck needs to improve his typing skills...

Location:
plainfield
Disclaimer:
yes
Sportbike:
A bad ass one
Years riding:
eternity
How did you find us?:
i was suimmoned

SUImmoned?

haha, bad spelling = ken

Chris
Vcook is offline  
post #20 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-30-2005, 11:11 AM
YO MAMA
 
Odysseys's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Posts: 60,261
Location: balls deep in someones mom
Sportbike: 2010 Electra Glide Police Edition 103cu
Years Riding: a long time!
           
i swear to god as my witness, i did not make or have nothing to do with that account.



Odysseys is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Chicagoland Sportbikes forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome