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post #1 of 27 (permalink) Old 01-03-2006, 03:51 PM Thread Starter
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I have to crap........

so bad right now but i need to wait until this build completes so I can start another one....

I swear I am about to turtle head... pinching the cheeks as we speak....

The plus side is when I hold it this long I crap alot faster cause it is all right at the opening screaming let me out.

Otherwise I am on the toilet for a half hour minimum waiting for the craps "second wind" to make it to the door.

Yes the build is done!!!!!!!!!!! To the toilet i go!!!!!!!!!!!!

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post #2 of 27 (permalink) Old 01-03-2006, 03:54 PM Thread Starter
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Damn!!!!!!!!!! False Alarm!!!! The build just stalled that was all

I got excited too and started to relax the sphincter.....now I am really pinching the cheeks!!!!!

I am about to just take my laptop with me to the toilet if this doesn't finish soon!!!

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Now this is the kind of quality threads I have come to expect on a tuesday afternoon




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lol I love it! Turtle head

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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You guys may be rolling with laughter while i am rolling in my seat from side to side hoping the gravity of my weight will help keep my butt cheeks pinched.....i need all the leverage i can get for this monster dump.....must keep cheeks closed......

This is going to make one hell of a splash when i hit the toilet!!!

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Can we make this the first post whore thread of 2006? Cause I've been itching to post a picture of a beaver for no good reason


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"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Oh I think this is well on its way to be the first post whore thread.

what kills me is it wasnt started by WSE or moparboy. you guys are slippin in your old age




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Oh I think this is well on its way to be the first post whore thread.

what kills me is it wasnt started by WSE or moparboy. you guys are slippin in your old age

The young grasshoppers, we have trained them well.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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We have trained them well. The young grasshoppers are proving they're worthy.
Oh joy!!! There go's my bandwidth






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for the first time in many months i do believe that this post has left me slack-jawed and speechless.
I couldnt help but think of a present that was given to my stepfather...For all of you who actually crap properly and do not test the limits of the sphincter (sp?) muscles.....

Official Bathroom Reading Material::::

The book is called WHY DO MEN HAVE NIPPLES? by mark leyner and billy goldberg, M.D.
In it you will find "hundreds of questions you'd only ask a doctor after your third martini"
examples......
Why does your pee smell after you eat asparagus?
Is sperm nutritious or fattening?
Can you lose a contact in the back of your head?
What causes shrinkage?
Can a woman ejaculate
Why do people seem more attractive to you when you are drunk?
WHY IS POOPOO BROWN?
Is it dangerous to hold in your pee? (((OR in heesh's case...POO)

Should be a best seller for men IMO.

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Did you guys see the pics of the weight lifter over did a lift and crapped out his intestines?

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Did you guys see the pics where the weight lifter over did a lift and crapped out his intestines?
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If you are lactose intolerant, drink some milk.

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This is the best thread ive read in a long time
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Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit

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Well, for those who are lactose intolerant, here's a website to answer any questions you might have. Why does milk bother me?

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Thanks for all the support guys...I am happy to announce I finally sat on the toilet and it felt like someone was reaching in and yanking the crap out of my ass. I got reemed. But I am feeling much better now.....

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Did you guys see the pics of the weight lifter over did a lift and crapped out his intestines?
Have a cousin on the other side of the family (second or third cousin i guess, whatever)...he had some medical situation whereby he regularly ejected his lower intestine...poor guy had to wear a diaper...wierd...

...on a lighter note, i enjoy sending text message updates to friends relating to ongoing men's room drops

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I have to say this is the most tasteful discussion of defication I've seen to this point.

Well done folks.

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Why does your pee smell after you eat asparagus?
Is sperm nutritious or fattening?
Can you lose a contact in the back of your head?
What causes shrinkage?
Can a woman ejaculate
Why do people seem more attractive to you when you are drunk?
WHY IS POOPOO BROWN?
Is it dangerous to hold in your pee? (((OR in heesh's case...POO)

Should be a best seller for men IMO.
So ... where's the answers?
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You gotta buy the book. I wonder if i can get it at BN? Glad everything came out alright...and rate my poo is nasty!!

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Official Bathroom Reading Material::::

The book is called WHY DO MEN HAVE NIPPLES? by mark leyner and billy goldberg, M.D.
In it you will find "hundreds of questions you'd only ask a doctor after your third martini"
examples......
Why does your pee smell after you eat asparagus?
Is sperm nutritious or fattening?
Can you lose a contact in the back of your head?
What causes shrinkage?
Can a woman ejaculate
Why do people seem more attractive to you when you are drunk?
WHY IS POOPOO BROWN?
Is it dangerous to hold in your pee? (((OR in heesh's case...POO)

Should be a best seller for men IMO.
ya definatelly sold that book to me. I gots to get it!!
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