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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-01-2002, 07:31 PM Thread Starter
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He said/She said

He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said...It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'
She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'

On wall in ladies room: 'My husband follows me everywhere'
Written just below it: 'I do not'

Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.'
She said...'Who's gonna look?'

He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.

Kim
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Duck, duck, duck, GUZ!
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-01-2002, 10:14 PM
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are we on an anti - men thing today Kimmy???

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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-02-2002, 10:26 AM
 
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Too funny
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-02-2002, 10:32 AM
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