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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-01-2002, 07:36 PM Thread Starter
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A bartender served a woman a glass of orange juice and the man sitting on the adjacent stool turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."

"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.

" What are you celebrating?" he asked.

"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered. "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass. "I'm celebrating similar good fortune. As it happens I'm a chicken farmer. For months all my hens had been infertile. Their fertility problem has been solved...they are finally fertile."

"How did it happen?" asked the woman

"I switched cocks." said the man.

"What a coincidence," she replied.

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-01-2002, 08:39 PM
 
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Excellent. Infertility isn't always the woman's problem. 40% of the time, it's actually the man.
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Yeah but its how you find that out thats embarassing.

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Yeah but its how you find that out thats embarassing.
Or fun depending on how you view sitting in a room by yourself with an endless supply of porn. J/K

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Or fun depending on how you view sitting in a room by yourself with an endless supply of porn. J/K
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LOL, throw in a keg and a bike race on one TV and you just described my house

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