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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-04-2002, 08:27 AM Thread Starter
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Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines

Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines

1. "I'm down here"
2. Just because I've got bells on my shoes, doesn't mean I'm a sissy.

3. I was once a lawn ornament for 'NSynch. Want to meet them?

4. I can get you off Santa's naughty list.

5. I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys.

6. I'm a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear?

7. No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at Keebler.

8. Get an eyedropper of cool-aid in me and I turn into a wild man.

9. You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.

10. I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners!

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sweet off to post it on the Warhammer board for the Dwarf/elf players.

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