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Gag gifts for an exchange.

Okay folks, next weekend I'm heading to a holiday party. We traditionally have a gift exchange, and for the guys, it's usually gag, pointless, useless gifts. Past gifts have included everything from Twister boards to penis pumps. This tradition started way back in college years for us.

I'm out of ideas. Most of the guys are (sadly) married, a couple with kids, so the gift subscription to truckstop porn, while greatly appreciated by the guys, would probably put me on the female shit list for years.

I need something genuinly funny and tacky. Not opposed to the more adult gifts as long as it isn't gross. I've got a couple ideas but I know you folks have more.

Price is generally around 30 or so bucks.

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give one shoe
a whole bunch of those shitty 99 cent cd's.
red paint....and tell them to paint the town red
a subscription to "pizza today" magazine
a picture frame that says "friends forever" or "together" or something gay like that and put a picture of yourself and the guy you are giving it too...
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give one shoe
a whole bunch of those shitty 99 cent cd's.
a picture frame that says "friends forever" or "together" or something gay like that and put a picture of yourself and the guy you are giving it too...
Like the CD idea. Hit the used place and see what's there.
Couple years ago my buddy gave a framed picture of Ricky Martin to a guy.

I'll be hitting Spencer's and the WI border porn shop(s) and see if something catches my eye there. A genuinely humorous porn movie wouldn't be too bad. one of those spoof ones.

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give one shoe
a whole bunch of those shitty 99 cent cd's.
red paint....and tell them to paint the town red
a subscription to "pizza today" magazine
a picture frame that says "friends forever" or "together" or something gay like that and put a picture of yourself and the guy you are giving it too...
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