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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 12-06-2002, 02:56 PM Thread Starter
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how do you know when you got a STD? or even VD?

i kinda got these red little spots on my buddy, and its kinda leaking if you know what i mean?



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Re: how do you know when you got a STD? or even VD?

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i kinda got these red little spots on my buddy, and its kinda leaking if you know what i mean?


I would hang my wife first and then worry about going to the doctor.

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well maybe i didnt get it from the wife....ya know what i mean



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well maybe i didnt get it from the wife....ya know what i mean

I said that's what I would do

but if that's the case go to the doctor and get it taken care of before she wonders why you don't want to have sex with her anymore. That one might be hard for you to pull off

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maybe i got it from my sock?
is there such a thing as Athletes penis?



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yeah especially since Oddy gets laid like evry 15 minutes. You better hurry up and go dude or in about half an hours shes gonna be wondering whats up




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On second thought.....don't worry about it. Those red spots will buff right out

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Eeew, Ken - whatcha been doin' with the Cheetos?

Er.. wait... that's orange.
The spicy ones are red!

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had you guys going huh?
ahh i just did this to get some laughs out of you guys today, trust me the lil buddie is doing justttt fineeee



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had you guys going huh?
ahh i just did this to get some laughs out of you guys today, trust me the lil buddie is doing justttt fineeee



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had you guys going huh?
ahh i just did this to get some laughs out of you guys today, trust me the lil buddie is doing justttt fineeee
GODDAMN ODDY You had me going I use to be a medic many moons ago, I'm dragging out dusty freaking medical books, scratching my head "Going red spots?" WTF Next time wear a rain coat pal

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GODDAMN ODDY You had me going I use to be a medic many moons ago, I'm dragging out dusty freaking medical books, scratching my head "Going red spots?" WTF Next time wear a rain coat pal

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...come on guys think about it, i am married and you think i would ask this stuff on the internet?


but thanks for trying to help if i did have a problem like that RickC1957



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...come on guys think about it, i am married and you think i would ask this stuff on the internet?

Not if you still wanted a weenie to get red specks on!

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