This one's kind of lame but I'm runnin' dry on these things so
Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems
everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to
feel the pressure of being behind schedule.Then Mrs. Claus told Santa
that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he
went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to
give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.
More Stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards
cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a
shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hit
the liquor and there was nothing to drink! In his frustration he dropped
the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the
kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the
straw it was made from. Just then the door bell rang and Santa cussed on
his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little Angel with a
great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to put this
tree fat man?" And that my friends is how the little angel came to be on
top of the Christmas tree!