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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 02-22-2006, 04:23 PM Thread Starter
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Rant: Infant Safety

Would you take your infant child into a hot tub?
Further, would you take your infant child into a hot tub for THIRTY minutes?

Just kinda wondering if I am getting bent out of shape for no reason.
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post #2 of 20 (permalink) Old 02-22-2006, 04:27 PM
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Would you take your infant child into a hot tub?
Further, would you take your infant child into a hot tub for THIRTY minutes?

Just kinda wondering if I am getting bent out of shape for no reason.
nope.. your right..

what pisses me off more than anything is seeing kids not buckled up in seats when driving down the road, if you don't want to buckle yourself FINE, but don't risk your kids life that your not gonna get into an accident.

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Would you take your infant child into a hot tub?
Further, would you take your infant child into a hot tub for THIRTY minutes?

Just kinda wondering if I am getting bent out of shape for no reason.
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post #6 of 20 (permalink) Old 02-22-2006, 04:31 PM Thread Starter
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I just want to go out there and explain to this woman that 106 degrees is not safe for an infant/toddler. Also, the fact the people are always having sex in that thing is gross enough-- and chemicals or not, the high temperatures breed bacteria.
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Just kinda wondering if I am getting bent out of shape for no reason.
Not at all. That's why you should have to take an IQ test to have kids.
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Ithe fact the people are always having sex in that thing is gross enough
thats a good idea.. i have never thought of that one

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Also, the fact the people are always having sex in that thing is gross enough-- and chemicals or not, the high temperatures breed bacteria.
High temps = sterility? Convenient source of birth control!

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thats a good idea.. i have never thought of that one
its terrible. you can start there, but you're better off doing the actual humping right outside the tub. preferably someone else's tub.

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people who sit in the smoking section of a restaurant with their young children and smoke away get on my fucking nerves.
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its terrible. you can start there, but you're better off doing the actual humping right outside the tub. preferably someone else's tub.
i know.. i was kidding.. it can be fun.. it just gets hot quick

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i know.. i was kidding.. it can be fun.. it just gets hot quick
heat isn't the issue..... its the friction man.....water doesnt' bode well with coochie juice...

...shoot water is practically a friction maker on skin.... haven't you ever beaten it in the shower...we have all had failed attempts before we discovered soap and shampoo....


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haven't you ever beaten it in the shower...we have all had failed attempts before we discovered soap and shampoo....
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wheres the rep points???????? an official day declared from my post and no rep points??????????


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wheres the rep points???????? an official day declared from my post and no rep points??????????


booooooo
actually, it started when mopar said that he'd do me if I had a penis because every guy needs some now and then.
but I'll scratch your back if you need it so bad....
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Also, the fact the people are always having sex in that thing is gross enough
The little people came from such juices, so they are among long lost friends . On a serious note, If I had a kid I probably wouldn't do it.

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Not at all. That's why you should have to take an IQ test to have kids.
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