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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-11-2002, 08:31 AM Thread Starter
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2003 Chicago Bear Schedule

2003 BEARS SCHEDULE

September

14................Tefft Junior High School
21................Cub Scout Troop #101
28................Chicago Blind Academy

October
5.................Spanish American War Vets
12................Crippled Children's Home
19................Elgin Mental Hospital
26................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November
2........Illinois Venereal Disease Clinic
9.................Cicero Boys Choir
16.................Korean Amputees

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
8..................Wrigleyville Gay Boys Club


** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Bears must not disconnect knee braces.

2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Bears must not hide the
football under their jerseys.

3 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line
for all you Bears fans that have never seen this) it is still worth
6 points.

4 - The Bears will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

5 - The Bears will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time.

6 - The Bears will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the
opposing team.

7 - The Bears will be awarded a first down with each gain of three
yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

** NAME CHANGE **

The Chicago Bears will be changed to the "Chicago Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.

** COACHING CHANGES **

Monica Lewinsky will replace Dick Jauron.
She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the
big ones!!!

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-11-2002, 08:42 AM
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Looks like they might havea decent season next year.




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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-11-2002, 10:01 AM
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nice schedule. big question is what will their record be at the end. I still have my doubts.

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September

14................Lose
21................Lose
28................Lose

October
5.................Lose
12................Lose
19................Lose
26................Lose

November
2........Lose
9.................Lose
16.................Lose

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
8..................Lose

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