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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old 02-24-2006, 05:45 PM Thread Starter
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Men's Sex Lives Better at 50 Than 30!

http://www.webmd.com/content/article/119/113194

Eat your heart out you young bucks!

There is nothing firm, nothing balanced, nothing durable in all the universe. Nothing remains in its original state, each day, each hour, each moment, there is change. Change is the essence of life. Embrace change as you do life. To fight change is to live in the past.
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post #2 of 22 (permalink) Old 02-24-2006, 05:46 PM
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post #3 of 22 (permalink) Old 02-24-2006, 07:26 PM
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Dude, not getting enough? Studies show that married folks get it far more than single people do. If I wasn't doped up, I'd go look for the supporting documentation. This was just on the news a couple of days ago as well.

Well, I am 45, so I am gonna go tell my wife to pencil me in for October.

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Getting laid is directly correllated with income.
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Getting laid is directly correllated with income.


That is just so wrong.


Although I'm sure being stable financially can't hurt.

There is nothing firm, nothing balanced, nothing durable in all the universe. Nothing remains in its original state, each day, each hour, each moment, there is change. Change is the essence of life. Embrace change as you do life. To fight change is to live in the past.
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Just common sense.

Men in their 40's and 50's are searching for and trying out their new trophy wives. What's not to be satisfied about?

Seen it a million times.

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post #7 of 22 (permalink) Old 02-27-2006, 12:33 PM Thread Starter
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So that is where $ comes in. You need to pay for the divorse and support.

Been there done that.

There is nothing firm, nothing balanced, nothing durable in all the universe. Nothing remains in its original state, each day, each hour, each moment, there is change. Change is the essence of life. Embrace change as you do life. To fight change is to live in the past.
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post #8 of 22 (permalink) Old 02-27-2006, 02:16 PM
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Getting laid is directly correlated with complimenting the dinner I put on the table.
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You make me a delicious sammich and I'll be sure to compliment you.
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Nice dinner ill_ag!!

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your cooking sucks...

everybody else was kissing your ass, I just wanted you to remember your place...

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It says men's satisfaction hasn't deteriorated, althought their function might have. Basically it says at 50 you don't give a shit and are likely to rank sex up there with a good sandwich but definitely not as exciting as a ride on your bike.
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their satisfaction is still high, but maybe their standards are lower??
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Getting laid is directly correlated with complimenting the dinner I put on the table.
You cook

I learned long ago, if I want, I COOK

Sometimes goodbye is your second chance.
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You cook

I learned long ago, if I want, I COOK
And I learned long ago that if I want to eat well, I cook
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And I learned long ago that if I want to eat well, I cook
I can outcook a mere woman

The latest creation......thx to Jammin's Mom in India for sending the home made curry powder.

Chicken Masala, with Dal on Jasmine rice
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Sometimes goodbye is your second chance.

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I can outcook a mere woman

The latest creation......thx to Jammin's Mom in India for sending the home made curry powder.

Chicken Masala, with Dal on Jasmine rice
All you old farts gotta try so hard, tsk tsk

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You guys haven't been paying enough attention at the bars...

Thanks to viagra us young guys have alot more to worry about now than just finding a wingman for the ugly friend ...

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http://www.webmd.com/content/article/119/113194

Eat your heart out you young bucks!
Maybe in Norway.....not here.



Oh shit, I'm one of the older farts, SUCK THIS you young punks.
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post #20 of 22 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 10:57 AM
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57% said they had sex in the last 30 days. Shit if it isn't the last 3 days I am not satisified. That's why 30's aren't satisfied they asked on day 4!!!

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Quote:
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Just common sense.

Men in their 40's and 50's are searching for and trying out their new trophy wives. What's not to be satisfied about?

Seen it a million times.
Man, I guess I'm fortunate to have found my trophy wife about twenty years ago.

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