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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 02-28-2006, 04:10 PM Thread Starter
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I made up one of those chain surveys because all the ones flying around the Internet are stupid. I hope this one is utterly retarded.





Oh yeah, and make this into an e-mail and pass this around to everyone you know with a computer, or Ron Jeremy's schlong will mysteriously shrivel away and die...speaking of which...





1. WHAT IS YOUR PORN STAR NAME? (Middle name and name of your street)





2. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DISEASE OR DISORDER?





3. ROLL IT, FLICK IT, OR EAT IT?





4. WHAT DO YOU FIND MORE FUNNY: MONKEYS IN PEOPLE’S CLOTHING, OR PEOPLE IN MONKEY’S CLOTHING?





5. REGARDING HERSHEYS: KISSES, OR SQUIRTS? (The sauce, silly!)





6. IF YOU WERE TO BELONG TO A CULT OR RELIGION OTHER THAN YOUR OWN, WHICH WOULD YOU WANT TO BELONG TO AND WHY?





7. WHAT DID YOU MOST COMMONLY HAVE IN YOUR LUNCH WHEN YOU WERE IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL?





8. DID YOU EVER EAT PASTE?





9. HAS A BIRD EVER CRAPPED ON YOU? HAVE YOU EVER CRAPPED ON A BIRD?





10. DO YOU THINK RACHEL HAS TOO MUCH TIME ON HER HANDS?



11. HAVE YOU EVER PRETENDED TO BE DEAF OR NON ENGLISH SPEAKING SO THAT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO TALK TO A STRANGER OR PERVERT?





12. ABOUT WHAT PERCENTAGE OF YOUR FRIENDS HAVE YOU MET ON THE INTERNET?





13. HOW MANY FRIENDS FROM HIGH SCHOOL DO YOU STILL TALK TO?





14. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A “COSTUME MALFUNCTION”?





15. HAVE YOU EVER ACTUALLY TALKED TO A MIDGET/DWARF?







16. IF YOU COULD HAVE A MOVIE BE REAL FOR A PERIOD OF TIME, AND YOU COULD GO INTO IT AND PARTICIPATE AS A CHARACTER IN THE PLOT, WHICH MOVIE WOULD YOU WANT TO BE IN? (OPTIONAL, WHO/WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO BE?)



17. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO DO THE RE-RUN? (Dance)







18. HAVE YOU TRIED TO DO THAT THING THAT THE DOG DOES WHERE HE/SHE DRAGS HIS/HER POSTERIOR ACROSS THE CARPET/GRASS?







19. WHO DO YOU MOST HOPE AND PRAY DOESN’T RESPOND TO THIS?





20. DO YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT RON JEREMY'S SCHLONG?





20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HALLOWEEN COSTUME THAT YOU’VE EVER HAD?

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I've never heard that one before...What's that from?

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I don't want to know your name, all I want is BANG BANG BANG!
LOL that video was aweosme. Not as good as training day though




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1. WHAT IS YOUR PORN STAR NAME? (Middle name and name of your street)
Nomiddlename Marmora

2. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DISEASE OR DISORDER?
Tourettes

3. ROLL IT, FLICK IT, OR EAT IT?
Flick it

4. WHAT DO YOU FIND MORE FUNNY: MONKEYS IN PEOPLE’S CLOTHING, OR PEOPLE IN MONKEY’S CLOTHING?
Monkeys in people's clothing.

5. REGARDING HERSHEYS: KISSES, OR SQUIRTS? (The sauce, silly!)
The highway.

6. IF YOU WERE TO BELONG TO A CULT OR RELIGION OTHER THAN YOUR OWN, WHICH WOULD YOU WANT TO BELONG TO AND WHY?
Satanism, everybody is scared of them.

7. WHAT DID YOU MOST COMMONLY HAVE IN YOUR LUNCH WHEN YOU WERE IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL?
Lunch?

8. DID YOU EVER EAT PASTE?
No.

9. HAS A BIRD EVER CRAPPED ON YOU? HAVE YOU EVER CRAPPED ON A BIRD?
Yes. I have been Hot Karled by a bird.

10. DO YOU THINK RACHEL HAS TOO MUCH TIME ON HER HANDS?
I don't know her to pass judgement.

11. HAVE YOU EVER PRETENDED TO BE DEAF OR NON ENGLISH SPEAKING SO THAT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO TALK TO A STRANGER OR PERVERT?
No hablo ingles.

12. ABOUT WHAT PERCENTAGE OF YOUR FRIENDS HAVE YOU MET ON THE INTERNET?
Friends?

13. HOW MANY FRIENDS FROM HIGH SCHOOL DO YOU STILL TALK TO?
A dozen or so.

14. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A “COSTUME MALFUNCTION”?
No.

15. HAVE YOU EVER ACTUALLY TALKED TO A MIDGET/DWARF?
Yes.

16. IF YOU COULD HAVE A MOVIE BE REAL FOR A PERIOD OF TIME, AND YOU COULD GO INTO IT AND PARTICIPATE AS A CHARACTER IN THE PLOT, WHICH MOVIE WOULD YOU WANT TO BE IN? (OPTIONAL, WHO/WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO BE?)
Last Samurai as one of the samurai warriors.

17. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO DO THE RE-RUN? (Dance)
Hey Hey Hey! No.

18. HAVE YOU TRIED TO DO THAT THING THAT THE DOG DOES WHERE HE/SHE DRAGS HIS/HER POSTERIOR ACROSS THE CARPET/GRASS?
I got slpinters on the hardwood. I will never do it again.

19. WHO DO YOU MOST HOPE AND PRAY DOESN’T RESPOND TO THIS?
Myself

20. DO YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT RON JEREMY'S SCHLONG?
No.

20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HALLOWEEN COSTUME THAT YOU’VE EVER HAD?
Zorro, it won my first place in grammar school.

People take these things too seriously!
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Schfifty Five!!!!

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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/bangbangbang.html

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LOL that video was aweosme. Not as good as training day though

i liked the big ass titties song the best....

sound is NWS

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I want my 2 minutes back!
It took you THAT LONG to read my thread? It took me that long to create it!

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1. WHAT IS YOUR PORN STAR NAME? (Middle name and name of your street)

Richard Butternut
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Dick Butternut

thats good

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