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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 12:02 AM Thread Starter
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Pick Your Favorite Funny Words and Phrases (*NWS for language)

My friends and I were looking at this tonight over IM and I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

http://www.boredatuni.com/words.php?letter=C

My favorites so far are:
Cheesy Grundle Hair - Residue on the hair between your asshole and your balls
and
Clock Springs - Pubic Hair
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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 12:12 AM
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Coddleflop - The stage where your penis becomes unerect during sex because you're making love to a fat heffa.


I think everyone has done this one:
Cut the Shurtains - A demand to shut the curtains while drunk

Bikes can be replaced...people can't...ride safe!!
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Ahh...this is like 3rd grade all over again.

Zuffle - When a common lad shags a posh lass and wipes his dick on the curtains before leaving

Ring-Sting - The morning after a curry that you regret, you hit the bog for a good half hour - the result of that horrible raw arse hole is.....RING-STING!

Russian Snog - When someone sits on your face and tenses their ass muscles to try and butt kiss you

Munt - A mangina, formed when a man tucks his junk between his legs and exposes the rest
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i know a few people on the board like this....

Cake - When someone exhibits an overtly faux homosexual or corny attitude


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Maynard - A nickname to call someone when they act extremely stupid
submitted by Emily

i dated an Emily

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Motard - Some kind of retard


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one of my freinds loves to do this:

Upper Deck - When you take a crap in the upper part of the toilet

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post #8 of 15 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 10:51 AM Thread Starter
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Airplane Blonde - "Someone who has bleached/dyed hair - but still has a "black box."

Angervate- "Very angry and aggrevated, "You angervate me!"

Ashy Larry - A person who refuses to lotion after a shower. An ashy, or crusty looking person.

Aussie Kiss - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
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B.O.B
 
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Manpon - When a guy acts worse then a girl, or a deuchebag /

Manvantators - Boobs. eg "Look at her manvantators they're huge"

Mao (Mah - ow) - "Food or to eat food ie. "I want some Mao, Do you want to Mao?"

McBitch - "Son of a bitch" because "Mc" means "Son of a". /

Mustang - Poo stuck to your bum hair. They can't fall off so they Must Hang on /

R.O.B - Rolls Over Belt - a fat person /

Redonkulous - Something that is unbelievable

Robo-Rapian - A machine in the early 90's thats gay and rapes /

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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Mustang - Poo stuck to your bum hair. They can't fall off so they Must Hang on
i call those Kling-ons

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Fear is the mind killer
 
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Ashy Larry - A person who refuses to lotion after a shower. An ashy, or crusty looking person.



This was made famous on Chappele's show. I am picturing the Ashy Larry bit he did with him playing dice .

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Roast Ghost - A fart that is not suitable for vegetarians

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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Waffle Crapper - A girl that is so hot that she could crap on your waffles everymorning and you would still want more

Shower Pill - You offer an imaginary shower pill to those people that dont take a shower after a football practice or something

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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The Moparboyy: Getting genital warts so bad that you swell up with so much infection that you have to wear a cast and walk with a cane, so you make up some stupid story about a 50 accident.


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The Moparboyy: Getting genital warts so bad that you swell up with so much infection that you have to wear a cast and walk with a cane, so you make up some stupid story about a 50 accident.


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