86 Rules of Drinking - Chicagoland Sportbikes
Chicagoland Sportbikes
 
Open Forum This forum is for all off-topic discussion.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 37 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 03:49 PM Thread Starter
CLSB's Florida Chapter.
 
MoparBoyy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Apopka, Florida
Posts: 22,652
Location: Apopka, Florida
Sportbike: Ducati
Years Riding: 3 days
How you found us: unemployment office
           
Send a message via AIM to MoparBoyy
86 Rules of Drinking

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.

3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

4. Change your toast at least once a month.

5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool., Buying all her drinks is dumb.

7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I'm going to get drunk. I hate shots. It's coming back up.

12 Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time., He'll get the message.

14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing-urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.

26. If there is a d.j., you can request a song only once per night. If he doesn't play it within half an hour, do not approach him again. If he does play it, do not approach him again.

27. Learn how to make a rose out of a bar napkin., You'll be surprised how well it works.

28. If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor store.

29. If you owe someone twenty dollars or less, you may pay them back in beer.

30. Never complain about the quality or brand of a free drink.

31. If you have been roommates with someone more than six months, you may drink all their beer, even if it's hidden, as long as you leave them one.

32. You can have a shot of their hard liquor only if the cap has been cracked and the bottle goes for less than $25.

33. The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.

34. If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.

35. Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every jackass would be doing it.

36. If you ever feel depressed, get out a bartender's guide and browse through all the drinks you've never tried.

37. Try one new drink each week.

38. If you are the bar's sole customer, you are obliged to make small talk with the bartender until he stops acknowledging you. Then you're off the hook. The same goes for him.

39. Never tip with coins that have touched you. If your change is $1.50, you can tell the barmaid to keep the change, but once she has handed it to you, you cannot give it back. To a bartender or cocktail waitress, small change has no value.

40. If you have ever told a bartender, "Hey, it all spends the same," then you are a cheap ass.

41. Anyone on stage or behind a bar is fifty percent better looking.

42. You can tell how hard a drinker someone is by how close they keep their drink to their mouth.

43. A bar is a college, not a nursery. If you spill a beer, clean it up. If you break a glass, wait for a staff member to clean it up, then blame it on someone else.

44. Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it.

45. It's okay to drink alone.

46. After three drinks, you will forget a woman's name two seconds after she tells you. The rest of the night you will call her "baby" or "darling".

47. Nothing screams 'nancy boy' louder than swirling an oversized brandy snifter.

48. Men don't drink from straws. Unless you're doing a Mind or Face Eraser.

49. If you do a shot, finish it. If you don't plan to finish it, don't accept it.

50. Never brood in a dance bar. Never dance in a dive bar.

51. Never play more than three songs by the same artist in a row.

52. Your songs will come on as you're leaving the bar.

53. Never yell out jukebox selections to someone you don't know.

54. Never lie in a bar. You may, however, grossly exaggerate and lean.

55. If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.

56. Screaming, "Someone buy me a drink!" has never worked.

57. For every drink, there is a five percent better chance you will get in a fight. There is also a three percent better chance you will lose the fight.

58. Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is hilarious.

59. If you are broke and a friend is "sporting you", you must laugh at all his jokes and play wingman when he makes his move.

60. If you are broke and a friend is "making sport of you", you may steal any drink he leaves unattended.

61. Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block.

62. If you are trading rounds with a friend and he asks if you're ready for another, always say yes. Once you fall out of sync you will end up buying more drinks than him.

63. If you're going to hit on a member of the bar staff, make sure you tip well before and after, regardless of her response.

64. The people with the most money are rarely the best tippers.

65. Before you die, single-handedly make one decent martini.

66. Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right in front of you is the equivalent of saying, "I'm an idiot."

67. Never ask a bartender "what's good tonight?" They do not fly in the scotch fresh from the coast every morning.

68. If there is a line for drinks, get your goddamn drink and step the hell away from the bar.

69. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.

70. The patrons at your local bar are your extended family, your fathers and mothers, your brothers and sisters. Except you get to sleep with these sisters. And if you're really drunk, the mothers.

71. It's acceptable, traditional in fact, to disappear during a night of hard drinking. You will appear mysterious and your friends will understand. If they even notice.

72. Never argue your tab at the end of the night.,Remember, you're hammered and they're sober. It's akin to a precocious five-year-old arguing the super-string theory with a physicist. 99.9% of the time you're wrong and either way you're going to come off as a jackass.

73. If you bring booze to a party, you must drink it or leave it.

74. If you hesitate more than three seconds after the bartender looks at you, you do not deserve a drink.

75. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious.

76. The greatest thing a drunkard can do is buy a round of drinks for a packed bar.

77. Never preface a conversation with a bartender with "I know this is going to be a hassle, but . . ."

78. When you're in a bar and drunk, your boss is just another guy begging for a fat lip. Unless he's buying.

79. If you are 86'd, do not return for at least three months. To come back sooner makes it appear no other bar wants you.

80. Anyone with three or more drinks in his hands has the right of way.

81. If you're going to drink on the job, drink vodka., It's the no-tell liquor.

82. There's nothing wrong with drinking before noon., Especially if you're supposed to be at work.

83. The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.

84. A flask engraved with a personal message is one of the best gifts you can ever give. And make sure there's something in it.

85. On the intimacy scale, sharing a quiet drink is between a handshake and a kiss.

86. You will forget every one of these rules by your fifth drink.

-Mopar

1997 Dodge Viper GTS
2013 Dodge Dart Rallye
MoparBoyy is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 37 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 03:51 PM
Super Moderator

 
Vcook's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Winfield
Posts: 43,229
Location: Winfield
Sportbike: bikeless
Years Riding: 10
How you found us: Shit, you know I'm a clsb OG!
           
Send a message via AIM to Vcook
Quote:
4. Change your toast at least once a month.
I had a few too many on a business trip and whipped out this gem with my boss and one of our facility ceo's:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vcook
To the women we love and the women we fuck, may they never meet.
This did NOT go over well.

Chris
Vcook is offline  
post #3 of 37 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 03:53 PM Thread Starter
CLSB's Florida Chapter.
 
MoparBoyy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Apopka, Florida
Posts: 22,652
Location: Apopka, Florida
Sportbike: Ducati
Years Riding: 3 days
How you found us: unemployment office
           
Send a message via AIM to MoparBoyy
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vcook
This did NOT go over well.
LOL.. prolly cause they both have girlfreinds and wives

-Mopar

1997 Dodge Viper GTS
2013 Dodge Dart Rallye
MoparBoyy is offline  
post #4 of 37 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 04:10 PM
Administrator
 
HDTony's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Plainfield IL
Posts: 45,956
Location: Plainfield IL
Sportbike: A couple of pasta rockets
Years Riding: Since 1989
How you found us: In the beginning there was CLSB and Tony saw that it was good.
           
Send a message via AIM to HDTony
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vcook
I had a few too many on a business trip and whipped out this gem with my boss and one of our facility ceo's:



This did NOT go over well.





I must say, this does make me Nostalgic for my old downtown days, good to see things havent changed




HDTony.... Damn glad to meet you!

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

- Ronald Reagan

AirTek Heating & Air inc.

Last edited by HDTony; 03-01-2006 at 04:15 PM.
HDTony is offline  
post #5 of 37 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 04:36 PM
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 726
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vcook
I had a few too many on a business trip and whipped out this gem with my boss and one of our facility ceo's:

This did NOT go over well.
"To bow-legged women!" did not go over well at a function in mixed company.
mthal is offline  
post #6 of 37 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 06:03 PM
Registered User
 
Labdog's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Roselle, IL
Posts: 9,589
Location: Roselle, IL
Sportbike: 2000 Hayabusa Blue & Silver! Mods-> Oh yeah!
Years Riding: Oh just a couple or so....
How you found us: Old SBN days.......
           




Here's to me, and here's to you,
And here's to love and laughter-
I'll be true as long as you,
And not one moment after.

<--Kelly

.

2000 Hayabusa
2006 Honda CRF50
Labdog is offline  
post #7 of 37 (permalink) Old 03-02-2006, 12:10 AM
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 376
      
Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer—and another one!

Gotta love Irish toasts...
MarkZX6R is offline  
post #8 of 37 (permalink) Old 03-02-2006, 12:34 AM
Pathological Thrill Seekr
 
Deuces's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Pedaling my ass off!
Posts: 5,196
Location: Pedaling my ass off!
Sportbike: Trek Marlin
Years Riding: Noob
How you found us: Followed the fast guys
           
Send a message via AIM to Deuces
Quote:
Originally Posted by MustangGT270
Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer—and another one!

Gotta love Irish toasts...
Here's to you... And Here's to me...
Best friends we shall always be...
and if ever we should disagree...
[email protected]#$ YOU!! Here's to me!

Ride smart... stupid hurts.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't...

Godspeed 788!!! We miss you!
Deuces is offline  
post #9 of 37 (permalink) Old 03-02-2006, 06:14 AM
Your friendly Crazy Canuk
 
RickC1957's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Barrington, Illinois
Posts: 12,731
Location: Barrington, Illinois
Sportbike: Ducati ST3 2005 Gloss Black, Monster 620, 2007 Sport Classic 1000
Years Riding: Crashing sucessfully since 1969
How you found us: Thru favorednation (ron)
           
Send a message via AIM to RickC1957 Send a message via Yahoo to RickC1957
87. The proper pronunciation of "tequila" is "too-kill-ya".....and it will

Sometimes goodbye is your second chance.
RickC1957 is offline  
post #10 of 37 (permalink) Old 03-02-2006, 08:36 AM
The Victim Newbie
 
clearwaterms's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Westchester, IL
Posts: 7,384
Location: Westchester, IL
Sportbike: 2007 mountain bike
Years Riding: just started
How you found us: svrider.com
           
Send a message via AIM to clearwaterms Send a message via MSN to clearwaterms Send a message via Yahoo to clearwaterms
Here's to us...
Here's to those that want to be like us...
and [email protected] the rest

<-- Chris

turn the bars left and go right; that just isn't right
clearwaterms is offline  
post #11 of 37 (permalink) Old 03-02-2006, 10:00 AM
Infectious Human Waste
 
Milenko's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Back in B-Town
Posts: 5,497
Location: Back in B-Town
Sportbike: <600cc's
Years Riding: 9
How you found us: .
           
Send a message via AIM to Milenko Send a message via Yahoo to Milenko
I dont have time to read them all but any with the bartender seem to be right on! This is coming from a bartender and would really love it if you all would commit those to memory!!

Even heroes know when to be scared.
..As I shifted into 6th, I forgot every f'in thing she said..
Im a fuel injected suicide machine!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Criminalgrrl View Post
I'd let him pee in my butt
Milenko is offline  
post #12 of 37 (permalink) Old 03-02-2006, 10:15 AM
Listen to Motley Crue
 
norton's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Illinois 60050
Posts: 2,339
Location: Illinois 60050
Sportbike: POSER
Years Riding: 3 Years
How you found us: Shadrach
           
If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.


Who would want to drink imported beer when they have Old Mil, especially Old Mil ICE
norton is offline  
post #13 of 37 (permalink) Old 03-02-2006, 10:50 AM
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 726
           
Another good one:
“To the nights I will never remember with the friends I will never forget”
mthal is offline  
post #14 of 37 (permalink) Old 03-03-2006, 09:32 AM
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 1,877
 
"There is only one thing better than meeting your woman in a park....and that's parking your meat in a woman."

"Here's to you......." clink "Sucking my dick!"
taziscool is offline  
post #15 of 37 (permalink) Old 03-04-2006, 09:52 PM
Registered User
 
andy911's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Green
Posts: 73
Location: Green
Sportbike: 2001 sv650
Years Riding: 3
How you found us: clearwaterms
 
MoparBoyy do you have a pocket guide of this so I can have it with me at all times?

Heres to honor
to getting honor
and if you cant come in her, come honor
andy911 is offline  
post #16 of 37 (permalink) Old 03-04-2006, 09:55 PM Thread Starter
CLSB's Florida Chapter.
 
MoparBoyy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Apopka, Florida
Posts: 22,652
Location: Apopka, Florida
Sportbike: Ducati
Years Riding: 3 days
How you found us: unemployment office
           
Send a message via AIM to MoparBoyy
Quote:
Originally Posted by andy911
Heres to honor
to getting honor
and if you cant come in her, come honor

-Mopar

1997 Dodge Viper GTS
2013 Dodge Dart Rallye
MoparBoyy is offline  
post #17 of 37 (permalink) Old 07-14-2008, 07:53 AM
So long San Diego :(
 
Pinto Bean's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Frankfort, IL
Posts: 1,942
Location: Frankfort, IL
Sportbike: '09 Speed Triple
Years Riding: Since 07/01/06
How you found us: Your Mom told me
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by andy911 View Post
MoparBoyy do you have a pocket guide of this so I can have it with me at all times?

Heres to honor
to getting honor
and if you cant come in her, come honor
It's actually...

"Here's to honor; once your honor, stay honor, if you can't come in her, come honor."

We pretty much will do this in any bar, anytime. Everyone around is always

Brandon
2009 Triumph Speed Triple

Kids in back seats cause accidents, Accidents in Back seats cause kids.
Pinto Bean is offline  
post #18 of 37 (permalink) Old 07-14-2008, 08:24 AM
Bop your way home...
 
Dr. D's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: on the move in Texas
Posts: 5,622
Location: on the move in Texas
Sportbike: Hypermotard
Years Riding: since 99'
How you found us: Googled "bullshit artists"
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by MoparBoyy View Post

71. It's acceptable, traditional in fact, to disappear during a night of hard drinking. You will appear mysterious and your friends will understand. If they even notice.

This is my signature, end of the night move, shit sometimes I disappear more than once a night.

I have learned that if I say goodbye to everyone, somebody always convinces me to stay to have another, this is no good since another usually turns into three or four more, which is too much when you have already had too much.

-Alan-
Balancing the Paradox
of Art and Profit
Dr. D is offline  
post #19 of 37 (permalink) Old 07-14-2008, 08:31 AM
Hot-Wire Her With A Pin
 
Paladin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: County Hell
Posts: 8,791
Location: County Hell
Sportbike: Blue Mini Cooper
Years Riding: Done for now
How you found us: Bad weather bikers
           
Send a message via Yahoo to Paladin
To those that Love us!

To those that don't love us may God turn their hearts!

To those whose hearts don't turn may he turn their ankles so we know them by their limp!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bug View Post
I will sock ya square in your snot locker if you EVER use the term "Bron Bron" in my presence - BAHLEEDAT
Paladin is offline  
post #20 of 37 (permalink) Old 07-14-2008, 08:50 AM
Ex-Ninja
 
whitedawg's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Joliet
Posts: 2,407
Location: Joliet
Sportbike: 04 Yamaha R1
Years Riding: 5 years
How you found us: Friend
           
Send a message via AIM to whitedawg Send a message via Yahoo to whitedawg
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deuces View Post
Here's to you... And Here's to me...
Best friends we shall always be...
and if ever we should disagree...
[email protected]#$ YOU!! Here's to me!
Haha nice one, rep sent!
whitedawg is offline  
post #21 of 37 (permalink) Old 07-14-2008, 08:55 AM
Meep Meep
 
roadrunner's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Aurora, IL
Posts: 21
Location: Aurora, IL
Sportbike: two rear seats
Years Riding: 2 years
How you found us: bhauditech
           
Send a message via AIM to roadrunner
Quote:
Originally Posted by MoparBoyy View Post

66. Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right in front of you is the equivalent of saying, "I'm an idiot."
Seriously, I can't believe people still ask me this every damn week!

Sometimes I just point to the tappers and wait for them to feel offended.

Go Cubbies!
roadrunner is offline  
post #22 of 37 (permalink) Old 07-14-2008, 09:35 AM
So long San Diego :(
 
Pinto Bean's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Frankfort, IL
Posts: 1,942
Location: Frankfort, IL
Sportbike: '09 Speed Triple
Years Riding: Since 07/01/06
How you found us: Your Mom told me
           
Another one we use all the time...

"Here's to the wound...

here's to the wound that never heals,
the more it itches, the better it feels,
may all the soap and water in hell,
never wash away that fishy smell."

Brandon
2009 Triumph Speed Triple

Kids in back seats cause accidents, Accidents in Back seats cause kids.
Pinto Bean is offline  
post #23 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-08-2009, 01:59 PM
I am the Stig.
 
JRobbins's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Chicago
Posts: 3,763
Location: Chicago
Sportbike: 09' Triumph Daytona 675, 06' Triumph Thruxton, 74' CB360
Years Riding: Some say he's been ridin motorcycles since before they were invented... all we know is he's the Stig
How you found us: Met Chills while rockclimbing.
         
lol I was just about to post this ... glad I did a search
JRobbins is offline  
post #24 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-08-2009, 02:18 PM
Raging lunar zoomonkey
 
stumbl1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 2,221
Location: Chicago, IL
Sportbike: 06' CBR 1000RR
Years Riding: we're supposed to ride?
How you found us: yahoo
           
Send a message via AIM to stumbl1 Send a message via MSN to stumbl1 Send a message via Yahoo to stumbl1
20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

cough ron cough cough
stumbl1 is offline  
post #25 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-08-2009, 02:24 PM
CLSB's Jesus Lover
 
ninjaeric's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: northern suburbs
Posts: 1,535
Location: northern suburbs
Sportbike: 05 ninja scooter, 07 baby gixxer yes a blue and white one
Years Riding: i like turtles so i cant drink orange juice anymore
How you found us: google
           
I once knew a girl who lived on a hill
What she won't do her sister will
So here's to her sister
ninjaeric is offline  
post #26 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-08-2009, 02:26 PM
I am the Stig.
 
JRobbins's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Chicago
Posts: 3,763
Location: Chicago
Sportbike: 09' Triumph Daytona 675, 06' Triumph Thruxton, 74' CB360
Years Riding: Some say he's been ridin motorcycles since before they were invented... all we know is he's the Stig
How you found us: Met Chills while rockclimbing.
         
Quote:
Originally Posted by andy911 View Post
Heres to honor
to getting honor
and if you cant come in her, come honor
I've actually said that a few times.
JRobbins is offline  
post #27 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-08-2009, 02:32 PM
Mogwai
 
Stephiroth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In front of the the Appley Mac.
Posts: 2,085
Location: In front of the the Appley Mac.
Sportbike: The one I ride.
Years Riding: enough.
How you found us: insomnia.
           
Send a message via Skype™ to Stephiroth
Quote:
Originally Posted by MoparBoyy View Post
56. Screaming, "Someone buy me a drink!" has never worked.
Not true. Someone will buy a drunk girl a drink, just to see if they can go home with her.

13 Street Triple 675- Bluebarry
09 Ninja 250r- track



Resident Lube Expert.
Stephiroth is offline  
post #28 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-08-2009, 02:36 PM
pfft.
 
ill_ag's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Houston
Posts: 11,644
Location: Houston
Sportbike: 01 F4i (Well, I HAD one, anyway)
Years Riding: 7
How you found us: I google myself regularly
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by MoparBoyy View Post
17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
Alex you are a repeat offender on this one. I believe Ian has bank statements to prove it
ill_ag is offline  
post #29 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-08-2009, 02:37 PM
pfft.
 
ill_ag's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Houston
Posts: 11,644
Location: Houston
Sportbike: 01 F4i (Well, I HAD one, anyway)
Years Riding: 7
How you found us: I google myself regularly
           
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephiroth View Post
Not true. Someone will buy a drunk girl a drink, just to see if they can go home with her.

And "someone" refers to most members of clsb
ill_ag is offline  
post #30 of 37 (permalink) Old 12-08-2009, 02:38 PM
Bek
Your Cigar Aficionado
 
Bek's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Bolingbrook, IL
Posts: 7,144
Location: Bolingbrook, IL
Sportbike: 2007 Yamaha FZ6 & 2000 Kawasaki Vulcan 800 Classic
Years Riding: Long enough to know not long enough...
How you found us: Google-fu
           
Send a message via Yahoo to Bek
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephiroth View Post
Not true. Someone will buy a drunk girl a drink, just to see if they can go home with her.
Buy you a drink?

Bek is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Chicagoland Sportbikes forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome