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post #1 of 52 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 05:38 PM Thread Starter
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Chilifest Team Name

Ok. I am doing Chilifest this year and our team needs a name. Can't be profane, but it can be smarmy and full of innuendo. We are up against a deadline b/c our entry has to go in on Tuesday and we only decided today to do a team. There are like 30 of us, and it's way too hard to coordinate.

Ideas? Y'all are funny enough.....

If your idea is good enough for us to pick it, I suppose I'll e-mail you the boobie pictures of all the Texan college girls at Chilifest (NOT including me, I don't do that)
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post #2 of 52 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 05:41 PM
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post #6 of 52 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 05:48 PM Thread Starter
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these are going into the toilet. think funny but not enough to make people barf. it's a weekend of BYOB and porta potties-- barf risk is high to begin with
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i thought you'd vote for Evil Monkey Droppings or something
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post #17 of 52 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 06:28 PM Thread Starter
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here's incentive for you guys....Aggie girls are hot!
http://www.chilifest.org/gallery/2005/index3.html
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here's incentive for you guys....Aggie girls are hot!
http://www.chilifest.org/gallery/2005/index3.html
God Bless Texas..even the chunky girls are cute!

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here's incentive for you guys....Aggie girls are hot!
http://www.chilifest.org/gallery/2005/index3.html
WTH! No real Texan would be caught wearing a straw cowboy hat.

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here's incentive for you guys....Aggie girls are hot!
http://www.chilifest.org/gallery/2005/index3.html
No comment. My cousin's an Aggie girl.

What about "Super Poopers"?
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post #27 of 52 (permalink) Old 03-01-2006, 08:23 PM Thread Starter
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WTH! No real Texan would be caught wearing a straw cowboy hat.
you're WRONG. Straw is for summer heat.
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ahem. you too chris.
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ahem. you too chris.

pffft... please, I'm beating the women off with a stick as we speak.

As for your team name how about Habenero Hotties.

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hmmm...FIRE IN THE HOLE!

sorry, that's all I got. I can't think of chili without being reminded of searing anal pains.
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