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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old 03-08-2006, 12:30 AM Thread Starter
i need a new bike, this one is trashed
 
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Is it just me or is the marketplace section of the board looking really empty.
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Is it just me or is the marketplace section of the board looking really empty.
Do not fret, the EMR accessory shop will be open soon--customized robes and wizard hats included!

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Got any blonde merkins?
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Things are in the works.




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yeah, we still want hats... I think we are going to have an organized march... demanding the hats you claimed you would think about making...

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yeah, we still want hats... I think we are going to have an organized march... demanding the hats you claimed you would think about making...
Who's we, your the only one that wanted to buy one. I had a thread about this




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Got any blonde merkins?
Bro - That is fuggin funny - I have not heard the term merkin in a while

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What's a 'merkin?'

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

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Who's we, your the only one that wanted to buy one. I had a thread about this

i have several personalities... if I carry two signs will that help?

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What's a 'merkin?'
It's a fuckin Crotch wig.

Do a google on it.

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It's a fuckin Crotch wig.

Do a google on it.

Thanks Nick. I'm at work so I'll just take your word for it.

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It's a fuckin Crotch wig.

Do a google on it.
Why the hell would one want that?

I thought the goal was hair removal!

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A merkin is somebody who lives in Merika. (Har!)
They used to shave off all the pubic hair as a cure for syphillis, so the well-to-do used wigs.
Before penicillin was around to ease the lives of the promiscuous, these were used to cover up any sores prostitutes may have obtained in the line of duty.
They used to treat the syphilitic with mercury, which caused baldness.
The merkin is for women with no pubic hair. Some people just don't develop hair down there, and this can be embarrassing.
In days of old a common problem was lice. One of the ways people dealt with this was to shave all the hair off their bodies, including arms, legs, and pubes. Wigs became very popular. Pubic wigs caught on slowly, starting among the kinkier set, but eventually became halfway respectable.
A merkin is a crotch wig for both men and women and is usually worn on the outside. Have you ever seen a Scot in full regalia? That little fur "purse" in front is a merkin.
In a country of mainly dark haired people, a prostitute may wear a blond merkin to be unusual and therefore more desirable. (Got this from a dictionary of sex.)
One of the more recent uses is to allow exotic dancers to comply with local laws prohibiting full nudity. They wear what amounts to a flesh-colored panty with hair on the front, appearing to the patrons of the establishment to disrobe completely without actually doing so.
In a sci fi story by John Varley called something like "The Barbie Murders," a group of women gives up individuality (and sex) and undergoes surgery to become perfect nonsexual beings resembling Barbie dolls. This involves losing genitals, pubic hair, etc. One Barbie goes back to being a woman for a night, painting on nipples and using a merkin.

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Now that is some interesting information. Thanks, Nick.

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You're jerkin' my merkin!

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Hey ya know, if you want to sport that home plate or racing stripe one night and there isn't enough time to grow the fur, sport the Merkin of your choice.

A mohawk Merkin!!

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A merkin is somebody who lives in Merika. (Har!)
They used to shave off all the pubic hair as a cure for syphillis, so the well-to-do used wigs.
Before penicillin was around to ease the lives of the promiscuous, these were used to cover up any sores prostitutes may have obtained in the line of duty.
They used to treat the syphilitic with mercury, which caused baldness.
The merkin is for women with no pubic hair. Some people just don't develop hair down there, and this can be embarrassing.
In days of old a common problem was lice. One of the ways people dealt with this was to shave all the hair off their bodies, including arms, legs, and pubes. Wigs became very popular. Pubic wigs caught on slowly, starting among the kinkier set, but eventually became halfway respectable.
A merkin is a crotch wig for both men and women and is usually worn on the outside. Have you ever seen a Scot in full regalia? That little fur "purse" in front is a merkin.
In a country of mainly dark haired people, a prostitute may wear a blond merkin to be unusual and therefore more desirable. (Got this from a dictionary of sex.)
One of the more recent uses is to allow exotic dancers to comply with local laws prohibiting full nudity. They wear what amounts to a flesh-colored panty with hair on the front, appearing to the patrons of the establishment to disrobe completely without actually doing so.
In a sci fi story by John Varley called something like "The Barbie Murders," a group of women gives up individuality (and sex) and undergoes surgery to become perfect nonsexual beings resembling Barbie dolls. This involves losing genitals, pubic hair, etc. One Barbie goes back to being a woman for a night, painting on nipples and using a merkin.
but what does this have to do with hats?

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but what does this have to do with hats?
Hell if I know




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