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Who gets the most trim on CLSB? ...a discussion

So if we exclude the members of EMR (to level the playing field), who do you suppose gets the most action on this site? If you can't choose yourself (for no other reason than it'd be a bold faced lie) who would you pick and why?

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Me....Im married. 2nd place...other married guys.

You need to change "trim" to "strange".
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Me....Im married. 2nd place...other married guys.

You need to change "trim" to "strange".
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this should be a contest for strange.

also, quantity doesnt not outweigh quality. if you wake up and immediately start chewing off your arm, you dont get credit.

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Who from EMR?

Well, why do you think Pirate's never on here anymore? Can't exactly log on to CLSB or even type when your hands are busy...Unless EMR invents some sort of celing laptop mounting device...

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Whiteseatenvy sure does talk and act like he gets a lot of trim, but I'll bet it's all a front.

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Whiteseatenvy sure does talk and act like he gets a lot of trim, but I'll bet it's all a front.
Yeah, like remember the time he was describing how he was doing some "poking around" with some chick and he felt what sounded like a fibroid tumor?

I think WSE is secretly a gynecologist, and he keeps it from us so that he can make it sound like he's getting lots of tail.

I can just hear him at the bar with his colleagues. "You mean your friends don't know Dr. Seat?!?"
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Yeah, like remember the time he was describing how he was doing some "poking around" with some chick and he felt what sounded like a fibroid tumor?

I think WSE is secretly a gynecologist, and he keeps it from us so that he can make it sound like he's getting lots of tail.

I can just hear him at the bar with his colleagues. "You mean your friends don't know Dr. Seat?!?"
"Of course not! How else can I tell them about my day at work and make it sound like I'm getting lots of ass?"
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So, what is "Strange".... need translation here for the old geezer...

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So, what is "Strange".... need translation here for the old geezer...
Poontang you aren't familiar with. Guys with girlfriends and married guys get tons of trim, but its the same familiar trim they always get. Strange would be new trim, fresh trim.

In my circle of friends we take it one step further too. If you hook up with a friend it's not strange, you know her. Same if you hook up with someone you work with, etc. Just because you've never had that piece of trim before does not mean it's strange, its strange only if you barely know the person.

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Ahh... so I guess I am out of the running...

Bummer. Cause you know... we're like rabbits over here. But it is the same woman every morning and every night... so I get ZERO "strange"

I guess that leaves Mopar out too.. since being with him self day in and day out wouldn't be anything new either.

So, I nominate Marshall. Probably not the most "strange" for the board, but most likely the most "strange" anyone I goof off with gets... of course, he is the only one single...

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does getting to 3rd base count?

i always hit on strange pussy, but i NEVER close the deal.

WHY? cause i am married. but it makes me feel i still got the stuff, but NO i am not a cold hearted basterd, when ever i walk away and they are laying there in there own sause i always throw em the classic 8inch dildo to knock themselfs out.



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does getting to 3rd base count?

i always hit on strange pussy, but i NEVER close the deal.

WHY? cause i am married. but it makes me feel i still got the stuff, but NO i am not a cold hearted basterd, when ever i walk away and they are laying there in there own sause i always throw em the classic 8inch dildo to knock themselfs out.

we're not in high school, finger banging doesnt count. home runs, and fifth base count. Triples do not count.

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we're not in high school, finger banging doesnt count. home runs, and fifth base count. Triples do not count.
I guess that rules out a balk!

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hahahha!!!

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They have the most to lose if someone finds out.
Most truthful quote I saw here! I dunno if I agree with people that you work with doesnt count but hey if those are the rules...

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we're not in high school, finger banging doesnt count. home runs, and fifth base count. Triples do not count.

i'm guessing 5th base usually requires some coaxing? or at least some Mad Dog 20/20

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I get no trim, it is all a front. The last time I got laid was in 1995.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Whiteseatenvy sure does talk and act like he gets a lot of trim, but I'll bet it's all a front.
I could've had Slowass at the drop of a hat and both you and her know it.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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when ever i walk away and they are laying there in there own sause i always throw em the classic 8inch dildo to knock themselfs out.
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"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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