Join Date: Apr 2002
Years Riding: 2
How you found us: the smell
Subject: Three Elves
One Christmas Eve, three elves died and approached the
Pearly Gates. St. Peter met them and told them to go
away and come back the next day, as he was way
too busy with Christmas Eve to attend to them right
then. They pleaded that they had no place to go and
for St. Peter to let them in.
St. Peter said, "OK, if you each can come up with
something related to Christmas, I'll let you in."
The first elf takes out his car keys, and shakes
them. St. Peter asks what that had to do with
Christmas. The elf said that it represented the
Bells of Christmas. St. Peter lets him in.
The second elf takes out his keys, but he has one
of those little lights, on his chain, and turns it on.
St. Peter asks what that had to do with Christmas.
The elf said that it represented the Star of
Bethlehem. St. Peter lets him in.
The third elf reaches into his pocket and pulls out a
pair of woman's panties, and St. Peter asks him what
that was all about.
(I love this one!!!!!)
The elf says....."They're Carols"
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