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This thread is about "Gankin'", and how much I wanna pop a bitch in the dome for doin' it. (Had to say it like that cuz I know how much many of you like to make fun of me for using that word).

Saturday, I decided to shower at the gym after working out to save time...I put my shower stuff in the shower, and decided to sit in the steam room for a 5 measley minutes. I come back to the shower, only to find that some stealin' @ss B*TCH stole my shampoo and conditioner!

I was MAD!!! :grrr

There were two showers being used, so I knew the thief was close by...I was not going anywhere until I got my shampoo, conditioner, and stuck my finger in her eye!

"I know one of you has my shampoo!" I say...

The first woman finishes her shower, gets out, and walks out with both hands visible, so I know she didn't have it.

Now the second shower -- I can smell my shampoo -- I'm PISSED. I wait, and I wait...finally, she gets done showering, and comes out, and I can tell she's hiding the bottles under her towel.

How desperate are you for some stupid shampoo?!? I mean, this gym is expensive...surely she could afford shampoo and conditioner!

anyway, as I followed her, I started to feel like a psycho, so I let it go. I hope I at least scared her.

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ok yeah thats about as bad as Saturday night

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damn, I was hoping this story would end with you two making out in the shower and sharing the shampoo.


Sorry, Rachael, that is pretty sh*tty for someone to steal your stuff like that. I know I'd be pissed... oh wait, I'm going bald and don't need shampoo.

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You shoulda wrapped some bars of soap in a towel and flogged her with it repeatedly, all the while screaming: "you want some soap?-Heres your F*&ckin soap BIOTCH!"

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Story 2

We're at a bonfire party that same day, and there's these 2 really stuck up chicks there who kinda stick to themselves and don't really talk to the rest of us. Krystal and Cheyenne show up with a cooler of Mike's (Krystal hates beer, so she brought her own).

I go back to the cooler to get her and Cheyenne refills, and the cooler, which was filled to the brim before, was COMPLETELY EMPTY. I walk around the small party and no one has any Mike's -- and then I look over to the stuck-up chicks who are, of course, drinking Krystal's Mike's.

It would have been really fun to watch Krystal beat them up. The guy who owned the house was really nice, though, and tryin' to get laid by one of them...so I hope he gave her crabs or something.

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though, and tryin' to get laid by one of them...so I hope he gave her crabs or something.
Or at least a pearl necklace.

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You shoulda wrapped some bars of soap in a towel and flogged her with it repeatedly, all the while screaming: "you want some soap?-Heres your F*&ckin soap BIOTCH!"
I like!

Actually, part of my anxiety was that I'd hit her, and my towel would come off, and then I'd just feel stupid...stupid in that bad porno sort of way.

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I would imagine she thought someone had forgot their shampoo and condish...not necessarilly stealing, just borrrowing. Then you must have scared/embarassed her. Still not something I would do, but then again I buzz cut my hair.
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Put some hair remover in a new bottle of shampoo and set a trap.

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We're at a bonfire party that same day, and there's these 2 really stuck up chicks there who kinda stick to themselves and don't really talk to the rest of us. Krystal and Cheyenne show up with a cooler of Mike's (Krystal hates beer, so she brought her own).

I go back to the cooler to get her and Cheyenne refills, and the cooler, which was filled to the brim before, was COMPLETELY EMPTY. I walk around the small party and no one has any Mike's -- and then I look over to the stuck-up chicks who are, of course, drinking Krystal's Mike's.

It would have been really fun to watch Krystal beat them up. The guy who owned the house was really nice, though, and tryin' to get laid by one of them...so I hope he gave her crabs or something.



The best part was Rachel walking around this guys house and backyard, saying "I hate those bitches" like they weren't even there

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The best part was Rachel walking around this guys house and backyard, saying "I hate those bitches" like they weren't even there
Next time we see them, which I hope we never do, we set a trap. I piss in a Mikes bottle and put the cap back on. And put it in the cooler.

You know its one thing to ask for a drink or 2 but to drink the whole cooler is just fucking ignorant.

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The best part was Rachel walking around this guys house and backyard, saying "I hate those bitches" like they weren't even there
Oh, I did do that, didn't I?

No wonder the one chick was extra unfriendly the next day! (or maybe cuz she got stuck in the pooper). GO MATT!

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Next time we see them, which I hope we never do, we set a trap. I piss in a Mikes bottle and put the cap back on. And put it in the cooler.
But then they'll just think it's Coors Light.

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Oh, I did do that, didn't I?

No wonder the one chick was extra unfriendly the next day! (or maybe cuz she got stuck in the pooper). GO MATT!
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i know where that broad was hiding the shampoo bottles.....

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We just sick Mark on em! Get em Mark Get em in the pooper!!!!!

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Oh, I did do that, didn't I?

No wonder the one chick was extra unfriendly the next day! (or maybe cuz she got stuck in the pooper). GO MATT!

yes, yes you did and you werent too quiet about it either


i found it funny, im not sure matt did

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yes, yes you did and you werent too quiet about it either


i found it funny, im not sure matt did

We have a hockey game tonight, I'll ask him. I'm sure he's fine with it.

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We have a hockey game tonight, I'll ask him. I'm sure he's fine with it.

i loved it and if i had of know those people i wouldnt have been quiet about it either. you were right.....1-2 if they ask is ok.....not everything we brought.

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Somebody fucked up. Who was assigned to cooler duty? Party foul on you.
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next time you see the person tell them to keep an eye out for your bottels of shampoo filled with nair. that should make them worry
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i know where that broad was hiding the shampoo bottles.....
Ohhhhhhhh what a visual I have in the noggin right now and of course, she looks like Adrianna Lima

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Somebody fucked up. Who was assigned to cooler duty? Party foul on you.
The fucked up part, is my buddy Mike works for a Beer distributer. I am not kidding you there are stacks and stacks of beer in his garage that he has no problem giving away. Krystal and Cheyenne bring a cooler of Mikes and the girls decide to drink what there isn't a lot of. Fucking ingnorant!

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I have to quit reading this shit at work.. All the plot points were leading to a nice soapy brawl, but, once again, my imaginatgion got the best of me

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