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its friday and its been a long time since we had a good ol fun flame fest.

thats right its been a long time since we have had a friendly flame fest.

here is the rules.


if you cant take a joke DONT post in here, if you post you are subject to be part of fridays get the pressure off your chest, and insult your fellow member to feel better.


personally i would rather pistol whip some of you but according to the law i cant do that.


so to this, i start it off by saying



blow me



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Kiss my ass ya bald couch ridin bastard!!!!


ill remember that when you wanna blow someone and you ask me to move my bike over to block your cum zipping



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dam dude you went over the top on that one, i think my feelings are fucked!



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ill remember that when you wanna blow someone and you ask me to move my bike over to block your cum zipping
Oh I get it, it happens 1 time and I am labled?

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do any of you guys g/f or wifes ever wake up in the morning and they dont have that fresh smell in the ol clam oven?


well thats cause i dumped a load in while your guys where sleeping.


btw start keeping bud lite in the fridge huh?



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do any of you guys g/f or wifes ever wake up in the morning and they dont have that fresh smell in the ol clam oven?


well thats cause i dumped a load in while your guys where sleeping.


btw start keeping bud lite in the fridge huh?
Thats alright I ate the left over tamales in your fridge last night, would it kill ya to leave me a corona




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Bringin' a lot of shit for a candy ass ridin' a fukin school bus around



and you still cant keep up you fucken fruit loop, why dont you color in your tread in the tires



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and you still cant keep up you fucken fruit loop, why dont you color in your tread in the tires

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Thats alright I ate the left over tamales in your fridge last night, would it kill ya to leave me a corona


those wernt tamales, they were my cock flavored tofu sticks that i season for my wife so she can taste my dick any time she wants when i am not home.

BTw? were they to salty for you?



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you guys drink horrible beer
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, them's fightin words

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hey this new guy is starting to warm up.

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From the guy who went from a Tiller to a Busa, yeah, that's original...

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From the guy who went from a Tiller to a Busa, yeah, that's original...
Fuk you - get 300 more CC's and then talk to me

Not to mention my ultimate plan of making the Busa a track bike and smokin all you "so called racers"











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Fuk me? - Fuk you...you've disgraced the sportbike gods...hi, i'm Bug...i was considering an original ride like the Z, but instead went ahead and got the closest thing to a Harley V-Rod i could get made in Japan

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do any of you guys g/f or wifes ever wake up in the morning and they dont have that fresh smell in the ol clam oven?


well thats cause i dumped a load in while your guys where sleeping.


btw start keeping bud lite in the fridge huh?
Bud light? No shit? I used to drink BL, but then realized that lapping up my own vomit was a much better choice. But you sir...have a fine fine palette.
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those wernt tamales, they were my cock flavored tofu sticks that i season for my wife so she can taste my dick any time she wants when i am not home.

BTw? were they to salty for you?

How many bottles of your own splooge did you have to drink to get the formula just right?

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