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Are you a racist

I think I fit in here somewhere.

According to Latino activists and American reporters that condone and support Illegal Immigration, YOU MIGHT BE A RACIST IF.......

Your worried terrorists will enter the US as illegal aliens? RACIST!

Your concerned about illeagals bringing TB and other diseases to your town, schools, and local food services? RACIST!

Your concerned that MS-13 is growing in your vicinity? RACIST!

Your taxes are going up fast to pay for services to illegals? RACIST!

You would like those around you operating heavy machinery to speak ENGLISH? Racist!

You think Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and California are part of the United States? RACIST!

You are worried about the fights and riots involving the children of illegal aliens at your local schools? RACIST!

You are concerned about the growing cases of identity fraud caused by illegal aliens stealing identities and documents? RACIST!

Can't afford health care because illegal aliens get treated without paying? RACIST!

Your hospital is about to close like hundreds of others in the boarder states due to illegal immigration? RACIST!

Foreign nationals with allegance to other nations are registering to vote in your state? RACIST!

You're Latino but you don't support law breakers? RACIST!

You're black but don't think illegals should compare themselves to the American civil rights movement? RACIST!

An illegal alien took your job and you want to point that out? RACIST!

You won't give up your seat or your childrens seat in the limited space in college? RACIST!

You won't go on vacation in Central America due to the kidnappings and murder of Americans? RACIST!

Your upset that the factory your family worked at for years moved to Mexico? RACIST!

Your small business can't compete with the business breaking the law and hiring illegal labor across town? RACIST!

The day labor site near the bus stop your kids use is dropping community safty levels and property values? RACIST!

Concerned about big corperations selling out your nation? RACIST!

Concerned about the rule of law and the founding principals of the United States related to immigration? RACIST!

You have a problem with people working for less than minimum wage? RACIST!

You said something about workers and employers not paying taxes while you do? RACIST!

Concerned about gang rape as an initiation and terror tactic used by violent gangs? RACIST!

Americans civil rights violated by angery violent mobs? RACIST!

Want to go to Vegas to talk about illegal immigration? RACIST!

You think national boarders are important? RACIST!

Feel like you have any say over what documents your local bank and DMV accept as proof of legal presence? RACIST!

You don't like the flag of other nations being elevated over your own flag? RACIST!

You're one of the 4 out of 5 Americans that answered a poll saying you want more done about illegal immigration? RACIST!

You think Congress should enforce our existing laws? RACIST!

You don't think illegal aliens should be released from prisons to victomize more Americans? RACIST!

Your heart goes out to other Americans and the families of police officers killed by illegal aliens? RACIST!

You have tried to have a civilized conversation with a reporter about these issues? RACIST!

Your protest was not the one with all of the foreign flags? RACIST!

You think that slogans and websites named brown pride might be racist? RACIST!

You think the Aztlan movement sucks? RACIST!

You were standing in a public place holding an American flag when you were hit in the head with a projectile? RACIST

You stood on the boarder with a cell phone, lawn chair, and binocculars? RACIST!

You're an American? RACIST!

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Can't be me...I have a Che Guevara(sp?) T-shirt!!!
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I have a thing for salma Hayek, eva longoria and vanessa marcil am I still racist




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I have a thing for salma Hayek, eva longoria and vanessa marcil am I still racist
yes, because I would do them all as well, but since I live in TX I am still considered racist.
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Sign me up, I must be a racist....
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Can't be me...I have a Che Guevara(sp?) T-shirt!!!
Nothing like an anti-capitalist getting slapped onto a million t-shirts and making people a lot of money... I love America! I'm gonna go have a PETA burger.
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Of course I'm a racist!



Or maybe that's racer?

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Of course I'm a racist!
Maybe if you had low self-esteem and didn't like yourself, you would be considered a racist?
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Maybe if you had low self-esteem and didn't like yourself, you would be considered a racist?
Self esteem? You mean I'm not just funny for the sake of being stupid?

"For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, 'He has a demon.' The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Here is a glutton and a drunkard..."

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Self esteem? You mean I'm not just funny for the sake of being stupid?
no no no! That's not what I meant!
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no no no! That's not what I meant!

"For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, 'He has a demon.' The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, 'Here is a glutton and a drunkard..."

The first turn is the worst turn, between the left ear and the right one.
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Can't be me...I have a Che Guevara(sp?) T-shirt!!!
Damn.....and all I have is the "Eh Team" t-shirt...bastard

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I would suggest it was a huge cut and paste if there weren't so many word usage, spelling and grammar errors in it.

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I would suggest it was a huge cut and paste if there weren't so many word usage, spelling and grammar errors in it.
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Most Americans Are racist. That's how this country was built! However it's slowly becoming a classist society.
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I would suggest it was a huge cut and paste if there weren't so many word usage, spelling and grammar errors in it.
Expecting an adult and (presumed) high school graduate to know how to spell and use basic words in their native language is a racist expectation. Why? Because everything is racist these days.

I don't know who wrote it or if it was a cut + paste from something else, so I'm not directing my comment at anyone. Just couldn't resist commenting because I'm a a bastard. You can't take offense because that would be racist against my people.
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Because everything is racist these days.
It apparently was a cut and paste, so I offer my public apology. But, that doesn't mean I resign as resident grammar nazi.

I agree... everyone is throwing the "racist" word around way too much. It has pretty much lost all meaning.

In a different forum, I got into a debate with a conservative (big surprise) about the meaning of being politically correct. He asked me what I thought about the idea of there being a channel on TV called "White Entertainment TV." His point being that the very existence of BET was offensive and racist. My response was that the extremely rhetorical nature of the question pretty much obfuscated my ability to address it. 1) We already have a hundred channels that cater primarily to white people. 2) White people make up almost 82% of the United States. When you take these two irrefutable facts into consideration, it would be somewhat racially insensitive to broadcast a "white" channel. My conservative opponent didn't see this. He couldn't get past the if it's good for the goose, it's good for the gander ideology. So, he never saw that there were extenuating demographic issues. But then again, I've never met a conservative that I thought looked very deeply at any issue.

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It apparently was a cut and paste, so I offer my public apology. But, that doesn't mean I resign as resident grammar nazi.
You can not overthrow my administration. I have been in grammar power far longer than you, and if you try to overthrow me, I will have you exiled to a lesser board, such as CR.
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Could we serve as a team? You take care of the dangling participles, and I'll watch for sentence ending prepositions?

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Could we serve as a team? You take care of the dangling participles, and I'll watch for sentence ending prepositions?
That would be "sentence-ending" participles, and no. You can serve in an advisory capacity only.
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You can not overthrow my administration. I have been in grammar power far longer than you, and if you try to overthrow me, I will have you exiled to a lesser board, such as CR.
Can I join the administration? I'm not looking to overthrow. That might be racist.
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Can I join the administration? I'm not looking to overthrow. That might be racist.
I review posts on an ongoing basis and keep a list of those with acceptable grammar. Posts made while drunk do not count, as we are all allowed to relax from time to time.
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