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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-30-2002, 12:30 PM Thread Starter
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One Christmas Morning there was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. ''Nice bike, ''the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''

"Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''

The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, "Next year, tell Santa to get you a helmet to go along with it.''

Taking the ticket, the little boy says, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?''

To humor the child the cop replies, ''Yes, He sure did.''

The little boy looks up at the cop and then says, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of
on top.''

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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-30-2002, 12:34 PM
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hickory dickory dock, this bitc* was sucking my c*ck,
the clock struck 2 i dumped my gue, i dumped the bitc* at the next block.

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nice one Ody. I always like Dices Nursery Rhymes.

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