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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-05-2003, 10:01 PM Thread Starter
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Ripoff from the ""The Straight Dope"

Anyone a fan of the Chicago Reader?

Why do we need a hot water heater? If it's hot it doesn't need to be heated.
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
Why does quicksand work slowly?
Why are boxing rings square?
Why do we call them apartments when they are all together?
If cows laughed, would milk come out of their noses?
Why does Denny's have locks on the door if it's open 24 hours?
Why do ships carry cargoes and cars carry shipments?
When will a building actually become a built?

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home.

We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. When the loyal opposition dies, I think the soul of America dies with it.

- Edward R. Murrow
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-06-2003, 08:22 AM
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-06-2003, 12:06 PM
 
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Why does Hawii have interstate highways?
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-06-2003, 12:15 PM
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Why does Hawii have interstate highways?
Now THAT is something I never thought of!!

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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-06-2003, 06:44 PM
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What do they put for hair color on the liscence of a bald guy?

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lol It's even typed in redneck!

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Why do you tread water in a lap pool but run laps on a treadmill?

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We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. When the loyal opposition dies, I think the soul of America dies with it.

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