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post #1 of 31 (permalink) Old 06-09-2006, 09:47 AM Thread Starter
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Naked Bike Ride!!!

Ok so who is doing this ride this weekend!!! Heer about it on the radio this morning.... when i say bike i mean non motorcycle !

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post #2 of 31 (permalink) Old 06-09-2006, 10:08 AM
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I would, but i don't want the girls to go wild.

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naked and a bicycle seat up my unprotected ass...i dont think so....nothing access my ass..it has an exit only tattoo on it...

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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post #4 of 31 (permalink) Old 06-09-2006, 10:22 AM Thread Starter
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I can't access the web page for it here at work... hahaha but i thought it was funny when i herd about it.... all i know is that they start off at 9pm in some park!

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I can't access the web page for it here at work... hahaha but i thought it was funny when i herd about it.... all i know is that they start off at 9pm in some park!
LOL. What radio station was this on?

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post #6 of 31 (permalink) Old 06-09-2006, 11:10 AM Thread Starter
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101.9 !

Bikes can be replaced...people can't...ride safe!!
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10 inches on a 10 speed.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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post #9 of 31 (permalink) Old 06-09-2006, 11:26 AM
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10 inches on a 10 speed.

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No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

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um. can't say i have any desire to ride around naked (or even semi-naked for that matter).

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I could just imagine WSE walkin around sniffing chicks bike seats. Or even searching for dew marks left behind from their snatchs.

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I don't think they'll have enough paint to cover my 3rd leg.

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post #13 of 31 (permalink) Old 06-09-2006, 11:33 AM Thread Starter
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I could just imagine WSE walkin around sniffing chicks bike seats. Or even searching for dew marks left behind from their snatchs.
EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!

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I could just imagine WSE walkin around sniffing chicks bike seats. Or even searching for dew marks left behind from their snatchs.

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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I could just imagine WSE walkin around sniffing chicks bike seats. Or even searching for dew marks left behind from their snatchs.

is it wrong?

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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mmmm pussy
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They rode past whatever bar I was stumbling out of last year. Funny as hell. As with nude beaches, the tragic reality is that the people that should ride don't, and the people that do shouldn't...

Sigh.

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there is good naked and bad naked. opening a jar of pickles, bad naked. using a belt sander, bad naked. riding a bicyle, questionable.

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there is good naked and bad naked. opening a jar of pickles, bad naked. using a belt sander, bad naked. riding a bicyle, questionable.

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They rode past whatever bar I was stumbling out of last year. Funny as hell. As with nude beaches, the tragic reality is that the people that should ride don't, and the people that do shouldn't...

Sigh.
This quote also applies to Hedonisim and a few other "resorts"

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what i really cant believe is that the city (of all places) is actually allowing this to happen...

we cant smoke there anymore...but to have naked ass sweaty people showing us thier whole glory holes is allowed?....now tell me thats NOT FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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pussy is the root of all evil...
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mmmm pussy
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Nudity in public is not legal. The city cant be allowing it. Maybe its a naked mad dash for John Q "nekkid" Public from the LAW. Now that might be entertaining.

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One slip or pothole and can you say......ROAD RASH. Ewwwww!!!!!!!!

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D. BRING: (remember, there’s no place to safely leave anything behind)
ID! Clothes, Water, Money, Sharable Snacks, Protein, Safety Gear (helmet/blinkers/etc),
Towel, Bullhorn, Handouts (candies/confetti), Musical Instrument, Ideas, Good Vibes.

Now where do you stash everything other than the good vibes???? Sharable snacks??? Helmet for safety but nekkid is ok???? ID.... OUCH!!!!

I wanna go, someone lend me a bike.

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for the id....you can do a credit card swipe on the chicks....hehehe

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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I could just imagine WSE walkin around sniffing chicks bike seats. Or even searching for dew marks left behind from their snatchs.

lol

If I were to go on this ride. I would be poppin an erection the whole time. lol Not because of the naked chicks. But, because I think it would be hilarious to walk and ride around with a huge erection. lol I'd have that thing hard as a rock for as long and as often as I could. lol

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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lol

If I were to go on this ride. I would be poppin an erection the whole time. lol Not because of the naked chicks. But, because I think it would be hilarious to walk and ride around with a huge erection. lol I'd have that thing hard as a rock for as long and as often as I could. lol

I am sure the seat would be off your bike to help with that!

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