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A couple of cool Ad's

I thought these were funny/cool. Leave it to the Italians to for unique advertising.

At the bottom of the 2nd one with the Japanese rider stabbing himself, it says "It is dishonoring to be overtaken". This is in reference to Aprilia winning the Masterbike competition. The 1st time a non-Japanese bike has won.

In other words, the Samurai (Japanese bikes) has been dishonored (by losing). Therefore to retain honor, he commits seppuku (suicide).

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i got it i didn't need you to explain it, but i bet there are people that still dont' get it

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I thought these were funny/cool. Leave it to the Italians to for unique advertising.
Notice the first one has the guy in a dress shirt checking how small the Aprilia guys DICK is! "Making up for something" is what he is thinking.


Eh just kidding, sweet ads though. They have a creative advertising group.

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I love the second one... not accurate in any way shape or form, but nonetheless, a great ad.

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Therefore to retain honor, he commits seppuku (suicide).
Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.



But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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... not accurate in any way shape or form, but nonetheless, a great ad.

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Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and canít find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselvesóguns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.óand donít even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: thatís why we there are so few ninjas today.



But if you want to commit Seppuku and youíre like me, you donít have access to stuff like lasers. But thereís hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of timesóand believe me, itís pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.
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Ahh come on Mike.. just messin' w/ ya!

RSVRs are beautiful bikes. I am just a track junkie and it seems the GSXR1000 owns the track.

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I am just a track junkie and it seems the GSXR1000 owns the track.

Not with me on it!

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I know Brian. Jap bikes rule the tracks, everywhere. It's just nice to see Aprilia to get some major props after all they've been through the last 2 years.

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I was actually considering buying one yesterday. A friend has his race bike for sale on here...

https://chicagolandsportbikes.com/for...ad.php?t=35229

It looks like a heck of a deal... I am just a little tight at the moment.

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Bwahah!!

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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I was actually considering buying one yesterday. A friend has his race bike for sale on here...

https://chicagolandsportbikes.com/for...ad.php?t=35229

It looks like a heck of a deal... I am just a little tight at the moment.
Yeah, but you have alot of hardware you could sell off if you really wanted it!

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Actually, just getting ready to post some things for sale.

Got a GSXR 600 (02-03) engine and polished and ported top end that I need to post, spare 600 plastics, tons of take offs, etc...

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