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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 06-13-2006, 05:29 PM Thread Starter
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What would you honor with a Budweiser commercial?

I would do "all hail you, Mister Telephone Mute-Button inventor"
For, thanks to you, I can pee while listening to call-in meetings. Thank YOU, Mister Telephone Mute-Button inventor, for that was just a twenty-five-dollar-an-hour pee. And now, for the same high fee, I can dance around naked in my living room, while still taking in enough information to still be seen as competent at my job.

Thank YOU, Mister Telephone Mute-Button inventor
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 06-13-2006, 05:33 PM
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I would do "curse you, Mister Telephone Mute-Button inventor"
For, thanks to you, I can pee while listening to call-in meetings. Curse you, Mister Telephone Mute-Button inventor, for that was just a twenty-five-dollar-an-hour pee. And now, for the same high fee, I can dance around naked in my living room, while still taking in enough information to still be seen as competent at my job.

Curse you, Mister Telephone Mute-Button inventor, for not also creating a test button to test the functionality of this goddamn thing, for because it malfunctioned, the whole office knows I pee during call-in meetings!

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for not also creating a test button to test the functionality of this goddamn thing, for because it malfunctioned, the whole office knows I pee during call-in meetings!
I expected boredom; I tested the button before the meeting began so I could go about my business.
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