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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-14-2006, 09:41 AM Thread Starter
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Last Night!!

Last night 4 ninjas climbed through my chimney, which I find odd since I don't have a chimney in a garden apartment. I woke up only to see that they took my girlfriend hostage. After telling them that they can keep her, she yelled at me and I decided to save her for fear of sleeping on the couch for a week. Two of the Ninjas came at me and I did a double crane flip kick and took one of the Ninjas head off. This only made the other one mad!! He pulled out a bo staff which is another odd point cause I don't want to know where he conceiled it. He then proceeded to do a 15 minute demonstration of his skills so I turned of the DVR and watched Robot Chicken. It was pretty funny, but the material is running thin. Oh yeah, the Ninja. Anyway, after his exhausting demonstration which did little more than put a few holes in my low ceiling I sweeped his leg, being careful not to knock over my girlfriends glass candle holder thingy, there would have been another week on the couch. The instant he hit the floor I grapped his two arms and put him in the no escape, FULL NELSON! As the Ninja was screaming cause I busted out the reverse DDT. His neck snapped from the shear powerful force I was weilding. The third Ninja jumped kicked me from behind but thankfully my jedi training was proceeding well on the Falcon so I knew what he was going to do before he did and dodged it with the advanced komono sidestep. Another jump kick came and again my jedi skills knew what to do. I grabbed his leg, mid air of course, and pulled him into the standard leg bar. Grabbing my dogs leash I quickly tied his legs and arms together with a pretty bow. Now on to the fourth, who was still holding my woman! Before I had a chance to reach him, she reaches down, grabs his nuts and squeezes. She then wips around and head butts him, dropping him to the ground and kicks him in the head knocking him out. Luckily we live in Lincoln Park, so the cops get there in exactly 2 minutes 11 seconds. They took the four Ninjas, either in hand cuffs or a body bag. But before the last ninja could be handcuffed (in slow motion) twisted around grabbing the deadly copy of the DaVinci Code and threw it at Tara like a ninja star. I quickly yelled "GET DOWN" and caught the book mid air only to spin around and throw it at his masked head, killing him dead. After some good loving, all 15 minutes of it. I decided to check on the bike in the garage. It was all safe and sound, with no key in the ignition.

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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-14-2006, 09:43 AM
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Last night 4 ninjas climbed through my chimney, which I find odd since I don't have a chimney in a garden apartment. I woke up only to see that they took my girlfriend hostage. After telling them that they can keep her, she yelled at me and I decided ..............
Do you live in DuPage county by any chance?

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Nice work on the leg sweep, did you train at the Cobra Kai dojo?


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Its about time someone stuck it to those Ninjas!!! I was tired of hearing distubing stories of ninjas jacking peoples girlfriends.

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Did one of the Ninjas look like this?

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Did one of the Ninjas look like this?

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Yeah that was the one that got his nuts ripped off my Tara.

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I love Ninjas with all my pee. But, I have to call bullshit on your story. I mean in all that commotion, that bike on the pit bull stand would have fallen over for sure.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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I love Ninjas with all my pee. But, I have to call bullshit on your story. I mean in all that commotion, that bike on the pit bull stand would have fallen over for sure.
Dude you weren't there, you don't know what happened!!!

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Fucking priceless. Real Ultimate Power my ass!
Thanks for keeping the posh parts of the city safe for pirates.

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Nice story.

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