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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-15-2006, 12:17 AM Thread Starter
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It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

It's important to have a woman whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

It's important to have a woman who is great in bed and who likes to do whatever you want.

It's very, very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-15-2006, 12:22 AM
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All of that wrapped up into one woman, I don't believe it.


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All of that wrapped up into one woman, I don't believe it.
did you read the last line?

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After being stuck with the same woman for 7 years, i think it's time to whore myself. Is EMR accepting new members?

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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After being stuck with the same woman for 7 years, i think it's time to whore myself. Is EMR accepting new members?
you can not approach EMR, EMR must approach you.


You can however try to be like EMR.
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you can not approach EMR, EMR must approach you.
Harsh, but fair - I like that in a monkey

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All of that wrapped up into one woman, I don't believe it.
I do

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After being stuck with the same woman for 7 years, i think it's time to whore myself. Is EMR accepting new members?
Use a high price hooker instead, that way you distance yourself from the possiblity of a feces throwing contest and the sure embarrassment you will realize when your lack of game is revealed.

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I do
Laying the groundwork........................

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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Use a high price hooker instead, that way you distance yourself from the possiblity of a feces throwing contest and the sure embarrassment you will realize when your lack of game is revealed.
Listen to this man

My appoligies 2weel, feel free to move the thread

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If it fucks, flies or floats, it's cheaper to rent it.

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did you read the last line?
yeah, I did I just had to add my .02 also.


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