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Why do "men" grow out their pinky nails?

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For their own personal coke tooter?

Damn it Chris

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That's their ass scratchin finger.

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that's what i thought, but it that the only reason?

i mean, if I had a bag of coke, i wouldn't let someone stick their nasty dirty finger in my bag. it would need to be dispensed in a sanitary manner.
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that's what i thought, but it that the only reason?

i mean, if I had a bag of coke, i wouldn't let someone stick their nasty dirty finger in my bag. it would need to be dispensed in a sanitary manner.
Uhhhh, if you have a bag o blow and your worry is sanitary practices, you need better blow

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Did you know you could get hepatitis from someone just by sharing a "straw?"
If yer drinkin with Tommy Lee

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Did you know you could get hepatitis from someone just by sharing a "straw?"

i thought hepatitis was blood, body fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, etc), or fecal transmission. i was not aware of booger transmission, though i guess if someone really mashed it up there, got it nice and bloody then handed it to you and you did the same....
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As for the nail, guys into scale modeling do it too. I know I know, I didnt believe the dude that works for us either, but he said its easier to manipulate small parts, decals etc.........I still didnt believe him, but we do random drug testing, pee and hair, and he passes everytime, so maybe there are other reasons besides coke.

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i thought hepatitis was blood, body fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, etc), or fecal transmission. i was not aware of booger transmission, though i guess if someone really mashed it up there, got it nice and bloody then handed it to you and you did the same....

though since one of the hepatitis types can be transmitted rectally.... and it someone was using thier coke nail as an ass scratcher.... that would be able to transmit
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As for the nail, guys into scale modeling do it too. I know I know, I didnt believe the dude that works for us either, but he said its easier to manipulate small parts, decals etc.........I still didnt believe him, but we do random drug testing, pee and hair, and he passes everytime, so maybe there are other reasons besides coke.
They make tweezers and mini pliers for that. Let him know.
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"He's a wolf screaming lonely in the night he's a blood-stain on the stage, he's a tear in your eye lonely is our lives"
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I have heard it was a sign of class or aristocracy; if you have a long nail it shows you do not do manual labor, therefore you are "better"

the people that I see with the nails are definitely not aristocracy or of higher class. generally they appear to be scummy mofo's and they usually work in fast food type places so i have no idea how they could afford to do coke.

i guess i find it hard to believe that someone would "advertise" to everyone that they do coke
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i mean, if I had a bag of coke, i wouldn't let someone stick their nasty dirty finger in my bag. it would need to be dispensed in a sanitary manner.

be sure wet-nap the strippers ass cheek before you bump off of it

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Remember the old McDonald's coffee stirrers they got rid of because they were used as coke spoons.

I just wanted to afford a coke habit

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"He's a wolf screaming lonely in the night he's a blood-stain on the stage, he's a tear in your eye lonely is our lives"
Nice - But I thought it was "Blood stain on the Stay-yeah-yeah-age"

And as always, "She got the looks that Kill, they kiiiiiiiiiiiill-a-ill, they kill, she got the looks"

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There are a bunch of middle eastern guitar like insturments that require a plucking action, like a classical guitar. Some will grow out the pink to hit that shit to
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I hate it when my line smells like stripper poop.
The stinkier it is the better.

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The stinkier it is the better.
don't forget the lingering aftertaste.

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don't forget the lingering aftertaste.

thank you Arch for going to extra mile in this conversation



yeah, I assume that they're cokehead, which blows my mind that someone would dedicate a fingernail to the cause-very committed. I would think that a truely dedicated smack junkie would have a full time IV tube hooked up so they could just snap one in there; think of the time saving!

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