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Got Monkey Butt?

After 3 days of riding at Autobahn my ass is Chafed, I got Monkey Butt . I need some of this stuff rite now!

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its puts the lotion on its skin.



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its puts the lotion on its skin.
No its does

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Ha,

now the ancient chinese secret is out...Anti-Monkey Butt rocks!

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its puts the lotion on its skin.
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.
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Sheeet Grasshopper, you were my ride coach on Saturday. Blue SV.
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No its does
You got style buddy, that's the same shitty paint I have.
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Honestly, the best monkeybutt cream I have ever used is Assos. In over 3000 miles of biking, I would swear by the stuff.

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I once had an 80 year old ask me for "butt butter." I almost shit myself in laughter.

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Nick I know Kaos swears by it, I saw it the Gap, weekend past...personally I have used Gold Bond Medicated powder....works well too. Try padded bicycle shorts under your leathers too.

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Nick I know Kaos swears by it, I saw it the Gap, weekend past...personally I have used Gold Bond Medicated powder....works well too. Try padded bicycle shorts under your leathers too.

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Works great.

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Does it work on the gooch? The seat of my new R1 tends to rub the gooch causing some irritation.

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Does it work on the gooch? The seat of my new R1 tends to rub the gooch causing some irritation.
you might need something stronger....ask Ed, I'm sure he knows what is needed.

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I hope Mao isn't front-loading himself again with a pair of socks...


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No socks needed. Just like Chuck Norris, most of my weight is in the groin area.

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I once had an 80 year old ask me for "butt butter."
He obviously thought you were cute and...uh...he wasn't asking for bicycle lube.

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If Chuck heard you comparing yourself to him, he'd kick u in the gooch...LOL



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No socks needed. Just like Chuck Norris, most of my weight is in the groin area.

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