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post #1 of 42 (permalink) Old 06-22-2006, 07:08 PM Thread Starter
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I Nominate this the quote of the week!

If anyone can find a funnier quote of the week please post it in this thread with the authors quote marks around it.

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It's wierd...when i was a kid, i wasn't afraid of them at all. I used to catch wolf spiders and keep 'em in jars...then something happened and i wouldn't go in the fucking room with one from like 9 to 13...then my uncle was over who's a bit of a nut, my ole man told him i was scared of the little fuggers...so he picked one off the wall, tossed it back in his mouth and washed it down with some Old Milwaukee...i'm not fond of them, but i'm not as scared as i once was

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post #2 of 42 (permalink) Old 06-22-2006, 08:22 PM
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dude, you and tom should just have sex already. its painfully obvious to all of us that you're deeply in love with each other.

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dude, you and tom should just have sex already. its painfully obvious to all of us that you're deeply in love with each other.
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I've got waaaay better stories about my nut Uncle than that

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In a state where corruption abounds, laws must be very numerous.
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EMR nominates this as the quote of the week:
I second that motion!

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dude, you and tom should just have sex already. its painfully obvious to all of us that you're deeply in love with each other.
You are so dead, I'm knocking your motorcycle over next time I see you.

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You are so dead, I'm knocking your motorcycle over next time I see you.

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You are so dead, I'm knocking your motorcycle over next time I see you.
Relax Nick, I'm not the type of person to look down your gay love. I support you two and the beautiful special bond you have. If you want, I'll fly to Hawaii with you guys so that you can be joined in holy matrimony in accordance with the gay marriage guidelines of that state. That's how supportive I am of you two lovebirds. Then, on to brokeback mountain for the honeymoon!!!













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Oh Tom, I'm so glad I found you! You mean so much to me!!
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I'm so glad I met you too Nick, I've never felt this way about any else before.
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OHHHH TOM I LOVE YOU!!!
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I LOVE YOU TOO BIG GUY!!! COME HERE!!!
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I feel left out.
No one likes you....you can leave this thread now....












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No one likes you....you can leave this thread now....











Yeah i'm just gonna go back to beating off.
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unbelievable....

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This is the best thread ever.

Gixx has been calling Nick Tom's boyfriend for MONTHS now, so 'Welcome to Last Week!'

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I feel like I can come out of the "closet" now.
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unbelievable....
That vcook gaywad started it.
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That's alright, some how, motorcycle chains get cut, tires go flat, and gas gets siphoned out of cars and motorcycles. It's just an act of god I say.

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It's ok Tommy. Don't listen to these foo's.

PS you look really cute on Nick's passport too!

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I didn't no Hawaii was a same-sex marriage state.
You guys can use our condo in Maui.
It's a cozy 1BR with a balcony and jacuzzi.
It actually sleeps 6 if you like swingin'.

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That's alright, some how, motorcycle chains get cut, tires go flat, and gas gets siphoned out of cars and motorcycles. It's just an act of god I say.
After that chain gets cut don't forget to choke him with it. Here you are, talking about spiders. And this man hears "gay sex". Which leads me to the conclusion that this man is either.........gay himself. OR. Not straight.
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not a perfect fit for this thread, but ive been dying for a place to drop this joke, and this will just HAVE to do...

what do you call an open can of tuna on the coffee table of a lesbian?

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not a perfect fit for this thread, but ive been dying for a place to drop this joke, and this will just HAVE to do...

what do you call an open can of tuna on the coffee table of a lesbian?

potpourri



I'm going to use this one.



You guys are hilarious. Tom, Nick, if you guys need some alone time at Bar Louie I won't be offended.

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I'm going to use this one.



You guys are hilarious. Tom, Nick, if you guys need some alone time at Bar Louie I won't be offended.
Feel free to join in..................birthday boy

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Feel free to join in..................birthday boy

I wouldn't want to get "between" you two.

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I wouldn't want to get "between" you two.
it's called a train dude

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it's called a train dude
Yeah a USPS Mail (MALE) Train.

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it's called a train dude

so this guy walks into a bar, looks like a normal bar, smells like a normal bar, normal looking guys drinking normal looking drinks, eating the normal looking stale bar pretzels. so this guy sits down at the normal bar, and orders a normal beer, the normal bar tender in a normal fashion prepares the beer and places it on a normal coaster and hands it to him. this prompts him to strike up casual conversation, bar tender is friendly enough. Guy says, hey can you give me a refill, Im going to step into the john really quick. Five minutes later he comes out in shock and awe... He looks at the bar tender white as a ghost... the bar tender asks him whats wrong, his response was this...

I just saw three guys fucking each other on the sink the bathroom, what the fuck kind of bar is this?

the bar tender responds "was the guy in the middle wearing a red sweater?"

"yeah, why?"

bar tender: "that's pete he's lucky in cards too..."

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*flame suit on* I don't get it....But I'm still laughin that someone used the word gaywad.

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