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post #1 of 50 (permalink) Old 06-22-2006, 10:02 PM Thread Starter
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so i'd never hook up with a chick named.....

This is a 2 part thread.

For whatever reason, I never thought I'd hook up with a chick named "Judy." Don't ask why, maybe I'm shallow ("Hale")
But I was wondering if there was anyone out there that ever thought along similiar lines!
Did you ever come across something similar?
This chick is really hot!
Oh, and the second part (maybe for EMR) I am 36 and she is 39..... Is it wrong to date a 39 (almost 40) year old!!!

((You know.... Is younger always better...?))
Anyone have any experience with this?? I'm dying to know! (As I've always dated females younger than me.)

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post #2 of 50 (permalink) Old 06-22-2006, 10:05 PM
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lol...u guys crack me up...

age dont mean shit as long as they look good..i dated a chick 3 years older then me and another that was 5 years older then me...both knew how to have fun, without pissing all over your fun...

when it comes to names...

2 jen's...both brunettes...
2 stephanies...both redheads...
2 lisa's...both blonds...(1 is a stripper that works downtown at VIPS)...
2 tammys...both brunettes...and both had small boobs...small B cup, almost A's...

funny part, never knew thier names until after the fact of hitting on them...


oh, and mopar HATES chicks with pointy shoes...lol

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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post #5 of 50 (permalink) Old 06-22-2006, 10:23 PM
 
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Cathy... i dun think i could every hit a "Cathy" jus somthing bout that name that dun do it for me... buy like a "Amy"... in a heart beat i would be all over it...
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post #6 of 50 (permalink) Old 06-22-2006, 10:23 PM Thread Starter
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MAN, you guys ROCK..... Keep em' coming!

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oh, and mopar HATES chicks with pointy shoes...lol
Me too, they are way out right now. The fact that I know that does not make me gay, it's more of a reflection of the lack of fashion sense by women who continue to wear then, shame on them for not keeping up to the minute with style and fashion.

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I don't wear pointy shoes, and I'd never date a guy named Jason or Paul. My ex's name and my dad's name. I used to have a thing for Nate's and Alex's. No idea why but I talked to quite a few of them before I got all serious with the Vic that I'm with now.

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This chick is really hot!
Oh, and the second part (maybe for EMR) I am 36 and she is 39..... Is it wrong to date a 39 (almost 40) year old!!!

You know this thread is worthless without pics!! Let us see Judy and we will give ya the yay or nay

How do you turn this thing on?
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Confident older women will rock your world like none other can.

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that's all I have to say about that

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I'm holdin out for a Deloris.



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Mulva?
Sounds too much like Vulva.

But you should get a 'veteran' or a someone at least 4 years younger.

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I'm holdin out for a Deloris.
I'll date anything with a nice rack.

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I am currently with a woman 14 years older than me. All I can say is WOW! Never had a better woman in my life in ALL aspects.

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post #21 of 50 (permalink) Old 06-23-2006, 09:12 AM
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Ok, I did my research. You pick which has better possibilities....

Google images for Delores
Google images for Judy

I think Delores LOSES... but that is JMHO.

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OK I'VE GOT TO BE ONE FUDGED UP DUDE. SO I was so loaded last night (Hopfully "Judy" didn't notice) that I FREAKING LOST THE NAPKIN SHE WROTE HER E-MAIL ADDRESS ON!!!!!!
WTF!?!?
I think I just let a really hot babe slip through my fingers! Freaking shots do it to me everytime.
You should have seen me tearing my house apart this morning looking for that napkin. I'm in technology for crying out loud! I have a freaking crackberry! And I lose the napkin!?!? WTF! WTF!
anyone here work for comcast? I sort of remember her e-mail but not for sure. (Yeah, yeah, I already tried what i though it was and they all came back undeliverable!)

SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!! Shit, I'm pissed

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