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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-13-2003, 02:38 PM Thread Starter
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Nick the Dragon Slayer

you guys are gonna love this..........

Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to
> > nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew
> > the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his
> > secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who
> > was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed
> > that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy
> > his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange
> > it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to
> > the scheme.
> >
> > The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching
> > powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere
> > while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching
> > commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal
> > Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician
> > informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if
> > applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and
> > that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon
> > Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King
> > quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the
> > Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote
> > for the itching powder, which he quickly put it into his
> > mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately
> > on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The
> > Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon
> > Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
> >
> > Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found
> > Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold
> > coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon
> > Slayer couldn't have cared less, and knowing that Horatio the
> > Physician could never report this matter to the King shooed
> > him away with no payment made.
> >
> > The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of
> > the same itching powder into the King's loincloth. The King
> > immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
> >
> > The Moral of the Story: Pay your bills.
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-13-2003, 03:05 PM
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Thanks a LOT! I just spewed my drink all over the keyboard!

That was hilarious!

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that was hilarious!

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hahahahaha sweet

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Fricking Great!!! LOL!!!
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-13-2003, 07:20 PM
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That was awesome!





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Thanks a LOT! I just spewed my drink all over the keyboard!

That was hilarious!
Umm we didn't need to know the answer of spit or swallow.

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