Join Date: Apr 2002
Sportbike: 06 CBR600RR
Years Riding: bought my first street bike in 2000
How you found us: SBN
Nick the Dragon Slayer
you guys are gonna love this..........
Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to
> > nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew
> > the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his
> > secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who
> > was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed
> > that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy
> > his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange
> > it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to
> > the scheme.
> > The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching
> > powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere
> > while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching
> > commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal
> > Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician
> > informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if
> > applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and
> > that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon
> > Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King
> > quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the
> > Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote
> > for the itching powder, which he quickly put it into his
> > mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately
> > on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The
> > Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon
> > Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
> > Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found
> > Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold
> > coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon
> > Slayer couldn't have cared less, and knowing that Horatio the
> > Physician could never report this matter to the King shooed
> > him away with no payment made.
> > The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of
> > the same itching powder into the King's loincloth. The King
> > immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
> > The Moral of the Story: Pay your bills.