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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-14-2003, 09:34 AM Thread Starter
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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon
their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in
favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even
10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to
ahead and kick it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel
quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably,
husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-14-2003, 10:31 AM
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good one.

heres a couple for you

A diver's twenty feet below sea level when he sees another guy, with no equipment, at the same depth. He goes down another twenty feet, and a few minutes later the guy with no equipment is right next to him. He goes down another twenty feet, and a few minutes later, there's the guy again.
He takes out his waterproof chalkboard and writes, "How the hell are you able to stay down this deep without equipment?"
The other guy takes the chalkboard and chalk and writes, "I'm drowning, you a$$hole."


A mountain man comes down from the hills and sees a deserted cabin. On one wall of the cabin is a knothole about waist-high that's shaped like a vagina. He looks around, pulls down his pants, and starts fucking After a few minutes, he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns, and there's a man standing there.
The man says, "Hey, would you mind doin' that from the inside out? My family's eatin' dinner."

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