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post #1 of 25 (permalink) Old 07-13-2006, 02:28 PM Thread Starter
 
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So you think you're tough eh?

But not as tough as the two baddest men on the planet. So it's time to decide just who is more badass. Chuck Norris or Dan from Deadwood!
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post #2 of 25 (permalink) Old 07-13-2006, 02:32 PM Thread Starter
 
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Just found out Dan is from Kentucky and went to school at DePaul in Chicago! Now the choice is obvious ....
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Ditka would kick both their asses.

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Since this is public, here is a warning, Chuckie WILL hunt you down, roundkick your head off, and shit down your throat, if he doesnt like your vote. You have been warned.

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Van Damme would kick both of their asses just by doing this dance.....


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post #6 of 25 (permalink) Old 07-13-2006, 02:38 PM Thread Starter
 
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This is a baddest man on the planet poll. Ditka is disqualified since he spends most of his time in heaven as he is God.
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This is a baddest man on the planet poll. Ditka is disqualified since he spends most of his time in heaven as he is God.

"When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve your situation, but it will end the suspense."
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[QUOTE=EndlessRR]Van Damme would kick both of their asses just by doing this dance.....

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Maybe after he get's done snorting an 8-ball and then beating up his wife.

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How can we all be sooooo stupid as to forget about LeRoy Brown? From the Southside of Chicago, the badest part of town, if you go down there you better just be aware of a man named LeRoy Brown.

I mean C'MON! He had an Old School Continental, he had an El Dorado too, shiiiit, he had a 32 gun in his pocket full of fun and fuk me if he did not have a razor in his shoe.

Fuck Chuck - He knows LeRoy

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Well the south side of chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man named leroy brown

Now leroy more than trouble
You see he stand bout six foot four
All the downtown ladies call him treetop lover
All the mens just call him sir

And its bad, bad leroy brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old king kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Now leroy he a gambler
And he like his fancy clothes
And he like to wave his diamond rings
In front of everybodys nose
He got a custom continental
He got an eldorado too
He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe

And its bad, bad leroy brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old king kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Well friday bout a week ago
Leroy shootin dice
And at the edge of the bar
Sat a girl named doris
And ooh that girl looked nice
Well he cast his eyes upon her
And the trouble soon began
And leroy brown learned a lesson
bout messin with the wife of a jealous man

And its bad, bad leroy brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old king kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog,

Well the two men took to fightin
And when they pulled them from the floor
Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone

And its bad, bad leroy brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old king kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

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Custom, Old School, WHAT-EVERRRRR - I was goin off mem not C & P ya bastage

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Custom, Old School, WHAT-EVERRRRR - I was goin off mem not C & P ya bastage
I love google, but I have to admit, I do like you version better. I was just trying to contribute.

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I love google, but I have to admit, I do like you version better. I was just trying to contribute.
J/K Meng - Nice work

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Custom, Old School, WHAT-EVERRRRR - I was goin off mem not C & P ya bastage
You don't tug on Supermans cape.
You don't spit into the wind.
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
and You don't mess around with Jim.

Until Slim kicked his ass so Slim is the toughest.

Jim Croce this boys

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I will sock ya square in your snot locker if you EVER use the term "Bron Bron" in my presence - BAHLEEDAT
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Van-Damage lol

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Oh man, that gif of Jean is still crackin me up

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Oh man, that gif of Jean is still crackin me up
Here's one more. I'm sure you've seen it, but it's hella funny. lol





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You forgot to add Da Coach my friend, Mike Ditka. Oops. Didn't see Vcooks post.

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Anyone here know the story of Chuck Zito Bitch Slaping Jean Claude in Scores. It is classic.

My friend also had this Video of him getting his ass wooped in a Tai Box match

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You forgot to add Da Coach my friend, Mike Ditka.
Someone not read the thread?


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