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post #1 of 112 (permalink) Old 07-18-2006, 10:42 AM Thread Starter
 
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What kind of a woman do men really want?

Got stuck in traffic this morning. My 15 minute drive to work took 1.5 hours. So missing the sweet sound of Mancow, I tuned to Drex on 103.5. They had a gal on there who was talking about what men want. Some good points. Some agreed, some not so much.

- Men want a jigsaw puzzle.
An excellent point. No fun if a gal just comes out and says “I wanna be married tomorrow and have 1.5 kids by 2008.” And wouldn’t it be an unsolvable puzzle? Anyone actually keep a puzzle around after they solve it?

- Women who dress skanky are rarely good for anything long term.

Not 100% with her on this one…sometimes good girls dress to have some fun or show off the goods. Though generally that skanky dressed drunk gal with the whiff of pizza and beer on her breath and the smidge of butt hair sticking out from the exposed thong ain’t gonna be the gal for ya.

- Women should make the man adapt to their life, not the other way around…and if they do get a nice girl, they’ll get a bitch on the side.

Too general of a statement for me. You don’t want a total slave, but it can’t be totally the other way around either. I think the chick’s trying to simply make men into slaves…I’m on to you missy!!!
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God this thread came at such a great time - I am going thru some shit with the so called ex right now and it is driving me nuts

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IT'S NOT SMALL!















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- Women should make the man adapt to their life, not the other way around…and if they do get a nice girl, they’ll get a bitch on the side.
OK, the first two were somewhat true, but this is just retarded. Trying to change someone doesn't work. Both end up unhappy.

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They do sell those mirrors that make things look bigger, Biggy. Now that I come to think of it, is your handle meant to compensate in any way?

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Ok, I give in. Hunny tell us all about it...

I think in every relationship the two have issues with eachother... yes I have some with Biggy and like wise.... but this thread is about what YOU GUYS want in a woman.... so.... let's hear it " MEN "

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that wasn't no Drex bro... you were listening to Eric and Kathy you homo!
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Was it? Could have been...I flipped around a bit.
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Ok, I’ve gotta post one from a disturbing conversation I had back in college. There was this guy who lived down the hall in the dorms. His name was James. He was our resident large black man (that’s how he referred to himself, no offense meant). I mean this boy was big…365+lbs I’d guess…if I jumped I might reach his tit. So I was hanging with his roommate one day and we’re talking about the kinda girl you’d wanna date when he chimes in. You have to understand that what he says…he says with a passion in his voice, and demo’ing the motion as he describes the type of girl he wants…

“See I want me a nice solid big and tough girl. The kinda girl who will have some dirty dirty sex…like throw a pie in your face while she’s riding you. It’s important that she make that pie too. And churns butter. That would be perfect. A girl who churns her own butter would make a good wife.”

He said that with the most serious and complex face that I had ever seen him make. His roommate and I were not sure if it was ok to laugh or just keep our mouths shut. We still have no idea to this day.
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Old saying which has some truth.

Men want a lady in public, a chef in the kitchen, and a slut in the bedroom.

Now, I am sure that each of those has those has their own merits, but of course, there is much more. Here are a few to start with...

Great conversation
Fun to be around
Athletic & Competitive
Loving and Understanding
Can hold her own
Great self esteem
Attractive
Accepts you for who you are
Helps you to be better
Good self discipline (makes a good Mother)

that is a few things that make a great woman (IMHO)

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IMHO - A girl who is honest, forthright and can give the same honor and respect that is paid to her, is where it is at - I have yet to find one - I seem to find the hot ones who like to play games - regardless of where they are in their life or years of age - it is a huge game and as I grow older in yrs, I begin to lose more patience with it

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Ok, I’ve gotta post one from a disturbing conversation I had back in college. There was this guy who lived down the hall in the dorms. His name was James. He was our resident large black man (that’s how he referred to himself, no offense meant). I mean this boy was big…365+lbs I’d guess…if I jumped I might reach his tit. So I was hanging with his roommate one day and we’re talking about the kinda girl you’d wanna date when he chimes in. You have to understand that what he says…he says with a passion in his voice, and demo’ing the motion as he describes the type of girl he wants…

“See I want me a nice solid big and tough girl. The kinda girl who will have some dirty dirty sex…like throw a pie in your face while she’s riding you. It’s important that she make that pie too. And churns butter. That would be perfect. A girl who churns her own butter would make a good wife.”

He said that with the most serious and complex face that I had ever seen him make. His roommate and I were not sure if it was ok to laugh or just keep our mouths shut. We still have no idea to this day.
For some reason, all I can picture is John Coffey from The Green Mile, Michael Clarke Duncan saying this.

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Well, from my experience, it doesn't matter how cool you are -- being fun, adventurous and into cool stuff pales in comparison to being skinney and having big ta tas. Guys SAY they care about all those things, but 'tis all a LIE! I got outcompeted all day long by boring girls who did nothing in their spare time but do their nails and watch TV cuz I'm not a size 2.

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I want someone who
1) doesnt try to change everything about me -especially the very same things she liked before marriage(like motorcycling or breaking the law)
2) has time to support me and appreciate me, not just me-me-me all the time.
3) Makes me feel like a king, not a barely tolerable animal
4) has good t&a and face
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Well, from my experience, it doesn't matter how cool you are -- being fun, adventurous and into cool stuff pales in comparison to being skinney and having big ta tas. Guys SAY they care about all those things, but 'tis all a LIE! I got outcompeted all day long by boring girls who did nothing in their spare time but do their nails and watch TV cuz I'm not a size 2.
Sorry to hear about this but to some, titays are not a big deal and body comp is the same for both girls and guys - A girl would not be down with some fat ass muthafuckah just as most guys would not with a big ass woman - it is about the person inside - Outside is very important as well but looks can only go so far - After that, the real person can drive you away or closer, regardless of how hot

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Old saying which has some truth.

Men want a lady in public, a chef in the kitchen, and a slut in the bedroom.
And it is imperative that those three never, ever know about each other!

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Well, from my experience, it doesn't matter how cool you are -- being fun, adventurous and into cool stuff pales in comparison to being skinney and having big ta tas. Guys SAY they care about all those things, but 'tis all a LIE!
Perhaps initially... but it becomes less of an issue in situations where you're around a bunch of guys for a period of time. The skinny-ta-ta thing only works for so long... especially after the guys figure out how expensive and time-consuming it is for them to KEEP 'em! That, and any beauty without brains is strictly a short-term thang.

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Well, from my experience, it doesn't matter how cool you are -- being fun, adventurous and into cool stuff pales in comparison to being skinney and having big ta tas. Guys SAY they care about all those things, but 'tis all a LIE!
thats not true, i like a skinny girl with small ta tas...

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Sorry to hear about this but to some, titays are not a big deal and body comp is the same for both girls and guys - A girl would not be down with some fat ass muthafuckah just as most guys would not with a big ass woman - it is about the person inside - Outside is very important as well but looks can only go so far - After that, the real person can drive you away or closer, regardless of how hot
I think guys can get away with being chunky much easier than girls...especially if they have money or are really accomplished in life.

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