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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-18-2006, 05:39 PM Thread Starter
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Hilarious FOR SALE Thread

From the WERA Board....

http://forums.13x.com/archive/index.php/t-30256.html

Absolutely comical.

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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-18-2006, 05:41 PM
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i would give him 10k for it

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I wanted to post up and ask if he might still sell it at that price, it has to have appreciated by now...

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I wanted to post up and ask if he might still sell it at that price, it has to have appreciated by now...

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I'm gonna have to finish reading that when i get home...that dude lit a fire under his OWN ass

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What a funny ass read - I like those guys, they seem nice

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That was pretty good, but not as good as the kid selling used parts as new on one of the 4x4 forums. Anbody remember that one it was CLASSIC!
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its also from 3 years ago and our very own steve alexander chimes in on the second page. hahahaha!

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2003 and I noticed that as well! Good2Go for those of you who don't know the real names around here.

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I guess that is why the for sale thread is locked here.

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I guess that is why the for sale thread is locked here.

haha, pretty much. sometimes i wish it wasnt though, that kind of thing is usually hilarious!!

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Yeah, now I see why responses are not allowed in sales threads. Make a lot of sense.

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yup, that is why we turned them off. although that one would have been funny. sometimes you got a good one like that.

I doubt that bike even exists, it was more than likely just a troll looking for something to stroke his ego.




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That was pretty good, but not as good as the kid selling used parts as new on one of the 4x4 forums. Anbody remember that one it was CLASSIC!
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That is funny. He's responding to Eddie Kraft like he doesn't know what he's talking about. That guy is one of the fastest or was one of the fastest WERA SV racers for a while. http://www.witchkraftracing.com/team.asp

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Oh yeah I remember that post. Alot of the posters are very fast SV racers. That guy was a bone head.
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