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Somewhat NSFW: need gentleman's club suggestions

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I need to find a good strip club. My bud's bachelor party is next weekend and apparently I'm in charge of that part of the night. I know of the Admiral and VIP's...any other clubs downtown? Which is better? Any tips/tricks I should know about?
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In harvey, exit 80/294 at Halsted, north three blocks on the left.

Talent is only ok. They don't come dirtier or cheaper. $1.00 bottles.

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also Harvey, exit 80/294 at Halsted, north one block on left.

decent talent, alittle more spendy.
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Industrial Strip in indiana isn't bad, but no alcy just touchy. Skybox is not bad either. Heavenly bodies is the shiznet - free food and dollar beers.

Avoid the chicago clubs - they all blow.

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Forget teh regular old bachelor party. Do this:

rent a party bus downtown, have them fill that fugger up with alcohol, get shitfaced and hit up all the bars you can possibly make it to. Invite a girl/girls from that specific bar and do as you please with them on the bus. The bus carries at most 50 people, bring 25 if your closest friends, then as stated above, get some hoes to fill the rest. Much better then a strip club, and you and the rest of the guys have a better chance of bangin' them than ugly/skinny malnourished strippers.

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Industrial Strip in indiana isn't bad, but no alcy just touchy. Skybox is not bad either. Heavenly bodies is the shiznet - free food and dollar beers.

Avoid the chicago clubs - they all blow.
Fish, since you are a reg at HB, you know this girl 'Ciara'?

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Haha +1 on this idea

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Forget teh regular old bachelor party. Do this:

rent a party bus downtown, have them fill that fugger up with alcohol, get shitfaced and hit up all the bars you can possibly make it to. Invite a girl/girls from that specific bar and do as you please with them on the bus. The bus carries at most 50 people, bring 25 if your closest friends, then as stated above, get some hoes to fill the rest. Much better then a strip club, and you and the rest of the guys have a better chance of bangin' them than ugly/skinny malnourished strippers.

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Haha, i'm not a regular. I've been there like 2 times tops. My most recent visit though, was like last month. Ciara, is she asian?

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Haha, i'm not a regular. I've been there like 2 times tops. My most recent visit though, was like last month. Ciara, is she asian?
I don't think so. My friend goes there often and she gave him his #. I just wanted to know if you knew of her and knew how she looked...(never seen her before)

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unfortunately, i can't change the plans. I should have been the best man, but my bud made his brother it instead. I personally wouldn't have let a married guy plan a bachelor party, but that's just me....that's why we're not going to vegas instead

We won't be in any shape to drive to Indiana. i realize that y'all think the chicago clubs suck, but can you recommend the best out of the bunch?
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If you have to goto a chicago club, hit up VIPs next to Crobar. That way at least you can hit up some after hours around that area or go party next door. The women at VIPs i hear, are pretty hot too.

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unfortunately, i can't change the plans. I should have been the best man, but my bud made his brother it instead. I personally wouldn't have let a married guy plan a bachelor party, but that's just me....that's why we're not going to vegas instead

We won't be in any shape to drive to Indiana. i realize that y'all think the chicago clubs suck, but can you recommend the best out of the bunch?

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Ahh not too sure mang. I never remember the names of the chicks.

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I don't think so. My friend goes there often and she gave him his #. I just wanted to know if you knew of her and knew how she looked...(never seen her before)

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Rent an escort who does bachelor parties.

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In harvey, exit 80/294 at Halsted, north three blocks on the left.

Talent is only ok. They don't come dirtier or cheaper. $1.00 bottles.

also gets my +1...and what they do to the bachlors there is fuking CLASSIC!!!!!!!

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If you have to goto a chicago club, hit up VIPs next to Crobar. That way at least you can hit up some after hours around that area or go party next door. The women at VIPs i hear, are pretty hot too.
if you do go there, try to get star...she is a friend and tell her that her neighbors friend mike says hello...

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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With all the money you and you're buddies will spend at a strip club in dances and booze, I would just get a hotel room and hire a couple of strippers. Make everyone, except the bachelor, pitch in. Try and get a room where there are are bars in walking distance that you could hit after the strippers are done. This way you can totally trashed and crash there so you don't have to worry about driving.

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honestly....the majoirty of strippers out there are ugly nasty things...last couple ones i seen had fat still from just having kids...and another one was beaten up by her b/f to the point that she had fresh knife wounds on her...

i say waste your $ and go to the club...unless someone here can personally hook him and his buds up with a good stripper...

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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honestly....the majoirty of strippers out there are ugly nasty things...last couple ones i seen had fat still from just having kids...and another one was beaten up by her b/f to the point that she had fresh knife wounds on her...
Was this strip club near Cabrini or something? Never seen ANY strippers like that EVAR.

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nope...they were all from sepearte agencys that the guys got them from...i have yet to see a decent, goes to your house stripper, since i left cali...the majority of the hot ones are already working at strip clubs...and they make a killing there for 1 nights work...my friend star at vip cleans house bigtime there...lets just say that she makes alot of $

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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i say waste your $ and go to the club...unless someone here can personally hook him and his buds up with a good stripper...
I got the hook up.....

I recommend following ChicagoFactory's advice. With the internet and a little not working time, it is not hard to find EXACTLY the kind of stripper you want. Just be willing to pay for it. The super hawt and morally challenged ones definately cost more! I've had good luck with craigslist actually....kind of scary but true.
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Forget teh regular old bachelor party. Do this:

rent a party bus downtown, have them fill that fugger up with alcohol, get shitfaced and hit up all the bars you can possibly make it to. Invite a girl/girls from that specific bar and do as you please with them on the bus. The bus carries at most 50 people, bring 25 if your closest friends, then as stated above, get some hoes to fill the rest. Much better then a strip club, and you and the rest of the guys have a better chance of bangin' them than ugly/skinny malnourished strippers.

i wish you were my best friend before i got married...
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Way better than going to a strip club. They do a lot more at a private party.
I can vouch for this company, I have been to at least 6 parties where the girls were from here. All better than average, some hot. They will do some nasty shit.

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