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post #1 of 30 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 04:24 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 30 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 04:28 PM
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WTF is with his front wheel, I see no rotor, does this mean no front brakes

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post #3 of 30 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 04:28 PM
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how does he stop?
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post #5 of 30 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 04:31 PM
 
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What an idiot >@!>@<@! And that chick can't be too bright either.
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post #6 of 30 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 04:33 PM
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post #7 of 30 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 04:35 PM
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You guys all know that street riders don't need front brakes. REAR brakes are where it's at... get with the program.

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post #8 of 30 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 04:38 PM
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post #9 of 30 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 04:46 PM
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I can't believe none of you have seen this new technology Its a new kind of brake. It grabs the front AXLE (like vise grips) instead of a rotor. Its a much lighter system.

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post #10 of 30 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 04:49 PM
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hey at least the white and black rims look cool

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post #11 of 30 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 04:50 PM
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I can't believe none of you have seen this new technology Its a new kind of brake. It grabs the front AXLE (like vise grips) instead of a rotor. Its a much lighter system.

Yeah, the invisible telekinetic system, you just think about stopping, and the bike stops

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post #12 of 30 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 04:51 PM
 
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I can't believe none of you have seen this new technology Its a new kind of brake. It grabs the front AXLE (like vise grips) instead of a rotor. Its a much lighter system.
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post #13 of 30 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 04:51 PM
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post #14 of 30 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 04:56 PM
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post #15 of 30 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 04:58 PM
 
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Now in all fairness to the passenger. How many actually look to see if there's a front rotor on the bike before getting on?
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post #16 of 30 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 05:01 PM
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even with reverse rotors..you still have rotors...this guy has NO rotors...wtf?

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post #17 of 30 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 05:03 PM
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I at least do a quick scan...then I would very nicely ask "WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BRAKES??? Oh some sweet new braking system. I prefer rotors, see ya later!"

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post #18 of 30 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 05:03 PM
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Appears to be lacking a proper brake lever too?
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post #20 of 30 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 05:23 PM
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is it me or is the front end shortened up on that bike? Bent forks?
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Obviously he balled it the day before, and threw whatever parts he could find on it to get it going. What a tool!

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post #22 of 30 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 05:33 PM
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Yet he keeps the caliper on

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post #24 of 30 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 07:11 PM
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Think of all the unsprung weight he's saving

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post #26 of 30 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 08:27 PM
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Rotational mass as well; that's gotta be good for a couple tenth's in the 1/4 LOL

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is it me or is the front end shortened up on that bike? Bent forks?
Yeah they look bent as shit in the first pic.
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Brakes are for wussies anyways.

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Brakes by Flinstone. New gixxer technology straight from bedrock.
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