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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 05:14 PM Thread Starter
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uber squid eats in in front of a cop.

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post #2 of 26 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 05:17 PM
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Holy crap! I can't believe he got right up.
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And then dropped the bike again in front of the cop while trying to pick it up. Damn i wish that cop had a mic on




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Holy crap! I can't believe he got right up.
wait until tomorrow, adrenaline does amazing things

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post #5 of 26 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 05:21 PM
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post #6 of 26 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 05:21 PM
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He smacks his back and head crazy style
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post #7 of 26 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 05:22 PM
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I usually dont find it funny when ANYONE crashes, But that Fookin Halarious! What a tool!

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post #8 of 26 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 05:23 PM
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that is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!

he must have gotten some crazy road rash!!!

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short chase after that one, I dont think the Cop went over 3 mph
whats smoking/steaming on the Cop car?

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now i hate to say it...but he PURPOSELY wheelied in front of the cop acting like hot shit...so u know he is getting MASS tickets for acting like a FOOL...a FOOL i say...so ya know what...oh well...and yea he did hit his head something HARD...

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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He dropped his bike back down again because the front tire is OFF the rim! At that point I think he was like 'ah, fuggit'.

funny!
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nice..

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Sometimes idiots like that don't get tickets. The cop lets em go because they already got a few thousand in punishments...






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Unbelievable!!! Where's the audio like on Cops?

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Oh baby, no fudgin' the police report for insurance on this one

...you could almost see him gameplanning his story when he turned and so the popo and was like "dayum, i'm facked"

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post #17 of 26 (permalink) Old 07-26-2006, 06:43 PM
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hahahah that is classic

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Looks like it hurt.

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He looked like he got powerbombed...

Kind of like the similar old saying: A fool and his bike are soon parted.

3rd declaration: In such extreme circumstances, the law is by definition inadequate. To shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law, to pursue natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive-it is an emotional response. Vengeance serves no larger purpose. Society does not benefit from vengeance. Violent men are not deterred by acts of vengeance. The only appropriate response to their actions is the one I have chosen to pursue: a course of purposed, intentional violence. Violence intended to instruct, as much as destruct. A course, in a word, of punishment
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kodak moment hehehehe
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That poor bike

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Define Uber?
Are you serious?

Über also translates to over, above and super. The actual translation depends on context. One example would be the term Übermensch from Friedrich Nietzsche, which translates to super human or superman (literally "overhuman"). It is assumed that it is via this translation that the word über entered the English vocabulary (cf. calque).



Slang
"Über" may easily replace "super" to emphasize almost any adjective, e.g. "übercool" rather than "supercool". This usage, as a general intensifier like "very", is the only English usage not faithful to the original German.

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