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View Poll Results: Who's ass would be kicked in this fight
Henry Rollins 19 28.79%
Chuck Norris 29 43.94%
Vin Diesel 12 18.18%
I'd kick all of their ass's 6 9.09%
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Who would kick who's ass in this one

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well...i dont know who rollins is, and vin diesel seems kinda gay, so i'll vote norris

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You should make it a poll.

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Jack Bauer, and he would take you out as well for not listing him in the pole.

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I thought I did, HD or OD can you hook this up as a poll??

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While those three are dukin' it out, I'd steal all their bitches.

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look at the poll results, told ya diesel's gay!!

What is henry rollins in?

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Rollins of course

He has anger issues

Hex, pick up a Black Flag CD. Or Rollins Band


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You gotta see the video and play it LOUD

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Pulease is this a joke...Chucks roundabout alone would knock em dead.
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Henry Rollins is jimZX9r's avatar right now, hardcore guy, would easily kill all of the above.

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Rollins.

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He was also the cop in that Charlie Sheen movie. WTF was that movie. He was funny as hell

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Shouldn't Ryu and M. Bison be on the list?

And where's Jean Claude Van Damme?

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Vin Diesel and Henry Rollins..Much like most of these fruits that see how freaking big they can get, take their knee out and all that upper body stregnth is useless.

As for Chuckles. He telegraphs so damn much a green belt could handle his 2nd degreee ass.
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3 well placed shots from Jack Bauer's firearm, and the situation is resolved.
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chuck is a 5 time defending champ at least...the only one who ever fought profesionally...and even admitted in his prime that bruce lee woulda fawked him up...as far as vin diesel or rollins on van damn fagboy...chuck stated it perfectly when they asked him in an interview...

"I fought legit for years in a ring and taken blows that would have crippeled or killed most men. For this talk of van-damn thinking that he would kick my ass?...set up the date and time and i'll make sure his hospital room is set up in advance."

now thats CLASSIC chuck norris...

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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I grew up watching guys like Chuck and Superfoot duke it out full contact. For a little gay guy Chuck was a tough MF.

I'm with Thunderstruck. He may be old, but he was a real fighter before making movies. The others are actors playing about being fighters. I'll take the multi-time world champ in a NYM.

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Wait a sec, CHUCK IS GAY?

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chuck is not gay...he has been married to the same women for over 30 years i believe...

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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