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Don't people shower before they go out?

yesterday i was at a pub near Clark and Belmont, a few blocks near the 'Killer Margaritas' place. I'm sitting at the bar, enjoying my refreshing Heineken while the ladyfriend munches away on her turkey sandwich. Everything was all good until we start smellin' this FOUL ass odor. Being the quiet person that i am and to avoid confrontation, i keep to myself and continue to watch the Cubbies battle the Cards, while the ladyfriend gets crazy and starts yelling out, "DAMN, WTF is that smell!" I chuckle a bit, and i turn around to check out who this stinky person is, and i notice that he's hollerin' at these 2 chicks. As i stare in amazement and cover my nostrils, i start to wonder, don't these lovely girls smell this stankin' ass mofo? Maybe he has mad game since the girls were just all over him, or maybe he had some kind of magic potion that he poured all over himself that reaked of sweaty ass and balls? In any case, i was pretty disgusted to the point where i gagged and had teary eyes from the smell, so we moved. I wish i had some Vicks to put on my nose to refrain from smelling that toxic shit that dude carried with him.....Hmmm, I wonder if the state will ever ban stankin' ass fuckers from bars since I think it's hazardous to my health...

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Clark and Belmont...

When going tranny huntin, I always smell the goods before you meet it in the alley.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Something must be fishy...I am going to go poke around in the back end..

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the general public is a werid bunch fo sho.

I was in a store last night looking at shoes. I was wearing my full perf leather jacket, cause I was tired of carrying it around, and I had my helmet on bench next to me. I was trying on shoes and a lady walks up to me and asks if I work there. WTF ?????

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the general public is a werid bunch fo sho.

I was in a store last night looking at shoes. I was wearing my full perf leather jacket, cause I was tired of carrying it around, and I had my helmet on bench next to me. I was trying on shoes and a lady walks up to me and asks if I work there. WTF ?????
the way most people dress today...... was that question out of line??

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Clark and Belmont...

When going tranny huntin, I always smell the goods before you meet it in the alley.
Is this area filled with gay guys?

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No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

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the way most people dress today...... was that question out of line??

good point.

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good point.

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Clark and Belmont...

When going tranny huntin, I always smell the goods before you meet it in the alley.
There's a lot of tranny's there?? Never knew that...

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Jeez, I felt bad visiting Dave last night straight from Jiu-jitsu class. Even then, I had the manners to change to dry clothes.

The girls must have been downwind of him and they didn't catch his scent. Even then, you have to have mad game to even get them to chat with you when you're all nasty and sweaty.

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Jeez, I felt bad visiting Dave last night straight from Jiu-jitsu class. Even then, I had the manners to change to dry clothes.

The girls must have been downwind of him and they didn't catch his scent. Even then, you have to have mad game to even get them to chat with you when you're all nasty and sweaty.
Thing is, dude was pimpin' in a nice shirt and dress pants! The girls next to me (The ones he was talkin to) were stupid drunk! lol Maybe he just forgot to put on some deo...

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the general public is a werid bunch fo sho.

I was in a store last night looking at shoes. I was wearing my full perf leather jacket, cause I was tired of carrying it around, and I had my helmet on bench next to me. I was trying on shoes and a lady walks up to me and asks if I work there. WTF ?????


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Haha he's joking... a lot of suburbanites like to think that its all homosexual or "alternate lifestyle" in the city especially around Wrigley. It's also something you'll hear most Sox fans spew out. Sox aren't gonna even make the wild card


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There's a lot of tranny's there?? Never knew that...

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Haha he's joking... a lot of suburbanites like to think that its all homosexual or "alternate lifestyle" in the city especially around Wrigley. It's also something you'll hear most Sox fans spew out. Sox aren't gonna even make the wild card


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ROFL Fish. I did see some weird looking cats there, but they prolly just came out of the tattoo place across the street. Since this thread is kaput, did you ever figger out what's wrong with the HID's?

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Nope, they don't seem to be doing it as often anymore. They don't cut out that is. I wouldn't even know where to look to dianose the problem for that. I'm mechanically inept

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ROFL Fish. I did see some weird looking cats there, but they prolly just came out of the tattoo place across the street. Since this thread is kaput, did you ever figger out what's wrong with the HID's?

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Nope, they don't seem to be doing it as often anymore. They don't cut out that is. I wouldn't even know where to look to dianose the problem for that. I'm mechanically inept
Check the wiring ya g00f! If you can't do this yourself, i'll ask MaoMao if he can help you over the weekend since he's gonna assist me in swapping my conversion kit.

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cool, lemme know.. i should be out and riding around alot this weekend. thx mang

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cool, lemme know.. i should be out and riding around alot this weekend. thx mang
You have my # roight? Call me up in the afternoon on saturday if you ride, i may tag along. After 2 though, gotta nap after tonights festivities. lol

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Haha, aight.

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