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post #1 of 51 (permalink) Old 07-28-2006, 01:50 PM Thread Starter
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milk was a bad choice!






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post #9 of 51 (permalink) Old 07-28-2006, 04:01 PM
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I killed a man with a Trident, I stabbed him in the heart.
Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder

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post #10 of 51 (permalink) Old 07-28-2006, 04:02 PM
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So long San Diego :(
 
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post #13 of 51 (permalink) Old 07-28-2006, 04:13 PM
So long San Diego :(
 
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post #17 of 51 (permalink) Old 07-28-2006, 04:32 PM
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Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
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It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
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post #28 of 51 (permalink) Old 07-28-2006, 05:12 PM
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I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.
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We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.

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