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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 07-30-2006, 01:48 PM Thread Starter
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things you learn from porn

Things you learn from watching porn.....


1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than
satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy fucks.

11. People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar
solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take
his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the
girl isn't disgusted!)

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the
bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of
you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

19. There's a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a
woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best
friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the
both of you.

24. Women never have headaches... or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him
to remind her to "suck it".

26. Assholes are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for
all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a
man's trousers and find a cock there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one
hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
31. Women have an extra clitoris on their sternum that allows them to achieve great excitement when titty-fucked.

32. If she can't take your cock down her throat until her nose penetrates you belly button, the she just ain't trying hard enough.

33. If a woman is laying out by a pool she is compelled to masturbate until A) the poll cleaner arrives, B) her husband/boyfriend/girlfriend and 6 of their pals show up, or C) the neighbors kid falls over the fence with his pants around his ankles as he was whacking away watching.

34. Most black men have a penis that look like a baby's arm holding an apple, the rest look like a toddler holding a grapefruit.

35. There is no such thing as cuddling. Some friendly cockslapping after spackling her eyes shut is about as close as you really want to get anyway.

36. Women love snow-balling each other

37. the sweetest music is the sound of a 20 year old gagging so horribly while blowing you, she sounds like she could empty her stomach at any second. ranks right up there with yanni for a high serenity factor.

38. Four fingers is never enough.

39. the pile-driver. yeah.

40. women fondle and fuck in the most comfortable and natural looking body positions. see #39 for a prime example.

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post #2 of 26 (permalink) Old 07-30-2006, 01:53 PM
 
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41. Women enjoy sex just as much, if not more, when it is anal and the man is free to switch back and forth as he pleases.
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lol I've never seen this before. Great find.

17. Asian men don't exist.

11. People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar
solo in the background.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Girls love giving blowjobs right after you do them in the ass.
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Girls love giving blowjobs right after you do them in the ass.

Or women love the taste of their own ass.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Women love the taste of their girlfriend's ass on your cock.

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This thread is getting me kinda horny lol

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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45. Sites like bangbus, MILF hunter, and My Friend's Hot Mom are not staged.. .they are for real!

Everyone Exaggerates

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37. the sweetest music is the sound of a 20 year old gagging so horribly while blowing you, she sounds like she could empty her stomach at any second. ranks right up there with yanni for a high serenity factor.
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This thread is getting me kinda horny lol
The lack of female posters is giving me an innie.
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45. Sites like bangbus, MILF hunter, and My Friend's Hot Mom are not staged.. .they are for real!


we can't forget "Fart Hammer" and "Moms teaching teens"

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46. Spitting on a chicks asshole is plenty of lube!

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just a thought...

I hope I never have a daughter

That is all
I second that...

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Or women love the taste of their own ass.
Hey, knew a girl like that. I called her my "porn star". That was many moons ago. HA!

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45. Sites like bangbus, MILF hunter, and My Friend's Hot Mom are not staged.. .they are for real!
In my mind they are!

in addition: Black D*cks in White Chicks, My Daughters F*ckin' Blackzilla, My Wife F*ckin' Blackzilla, Anal Heaven, Gangbang MILF, Black and Wild, Anything with Rocco, Baby Got Back, She Got Ass, Onionbooty, PhatBootyHoes, BlackMotherF*ckers, Phat White Booty, Black D*ck Latin Chicks......

I just realized something. I have a lot of porn.

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