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nobody f**ks with da jesus

http://cbs4.com/topstories/local_story_254163721.html

What a maniac.
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"I donít have one Rolex,Ē de Jesus Miranda said, ďI have 3 because they want to give it to me. It's like that woman that came to Jesus with the expensive perfume and put it on his feet. He didnít reject it, so when someone gives me a watch or a gift, I receive it. I like them too, they're nice."

This self-proclaimed Son of God is a 60 year old former heroin addict and convict. The divorced father of 4 was born in Puerto Rico and now lives in South Florida with his second wife.

Wow, this guy must be balling out the ass. What a nut, and so are the people that follow him..

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sad.

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Did you watch the video when he steps out of the office with the girl and she's fixing her hair? hahah
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the greatest trick the devil ever did was convincing people he didn't exist

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turn the bars left and go right; that just isn't right
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post #7 of 20 (permalink) Old 09-12-2006, 01:21 PM
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the greatest trick the devil ever did was convincing people he didn't exist
The Usual Suspects?

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The Usual Suspects?
actually it was that movie with steven segal and the rap star... good movie, can't remember the rap stars name... damn, I am way to suburban...


mommy, what does a sheltered life mean?

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actually it was that movie with steven segal and the rap star... good movie, can't remember the rap stars name... damn, I am way to suburban...
Steven Segal.....good movie?

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actually it was that movie with steven segal and the rap star... good movie, can't remember the rap stars name... damn, I am way to suburban...


mommy, what does a sheltered life mean?
Kaiser Soze said that line in the Usual Suspects. No clue on the Steven Segal movie, all his awesomeness in movies just blends together for me.
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actually it was that movie with steven segal and the rap star... good movie, can't remember the rap stars name... damn, I am way to suburban...


mommy, what does a sheltered life mean?


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I always knew Jesus was a spic!
Who else could figure out a way to feed so many people with one loaf of bread and one fish.
Yup, Jesus is a P.R alright. I knew he wasnt mexican............
cause if he was he would of swam across the sea instead of parting it!!!

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the greatest trick the devil ever did was convincing people he didn't exist
This was first said by the famous French poet Baudelaire in an unusual short story about meeting the Devil and having a grand old time.
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This was first said by the famous French poet Baudelaire in an unusual short story about meeting the Devil and having a grand old time.

i figured it wasn't from a steven segal movie...

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Ja Rule

The Movie "Half Past Dead"

nope exit wounds
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0242445/

and the guy was DMX

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sad.
+1, sounds like an easy religion no sin, no devil, no hell to pay, and you go to heaven no matter what. Doesn't surprise me people are following him. I wonder if he has ever read the Bible. I like the crack the news guy got in at the end, "well, now I've heard it all."

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I like Jim's Lebowski reference.

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Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry lee lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

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I never cease to ba amazed at the idiocy of people.

I say we send him to the Mideast to preach the word. They will have a field day with him.

There is nothing firm, nothing balanced, nothing durable in all the universe. Nothing remains in its original state, each day, each hour, each moment, there is change. Change is the essence of life. Embrace change as you do life. To fight change is to live in the past.
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