..............the chicky is at a rainy ass Cubs game - My new Tank Bag just got here - I am gettin ready to whack back a micro-wave burritto and wash it down with some frito's - Then a little skoal apple, a roastin or two and.......




and




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"Where the Buffalo Roam" on DVD - I love bein home alone sometimes - In the words of the 3 bad brothers you know so well:

"Hey yo Paul this is Allen, you can kiss my ass, I ain't down with you anyways, I'm only interested in the B Boys so fuk you my man"

This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs. Get the picture?

Loadie.

"Yo! Your stupid. You should sleep late, it's just much easier on your constitution."

Man that shit is good.

I switch back and forth tween that and the peach

"mmmmmmmm, it does go well with the Chicken"

None of that matters except for the fact that you're gettin no pussy tonight.

That is all.

Had it this morning before work and after the game, she will be ringing the buzzer - Tiz good in zee hood my SV friend - Thanks for the concern of my shaft and it's ability to obtain moisture

Yo I don't hang out with those guys,
man I aint got nothing to do with those dudes.

Man then I saw your female with them too
whats up wit her? I been hear'n that she's been giv'n that stuff out to all them graffiti guys.

Yo shut the fuck up chico man!

I'd paint three of those murals for some of that ass.

Professor, whats another name for Pirates Treasure? Well I'd say its Bootie, bah bah Bootie - DARE IT IS

Well, I got more bounce to the fuckin bump and if you wanna know why its cuz I'm muthafuckin chumpin

You see my chrome is shinny
Just like an icicle
I ride around town
On my low-rider bicycle

Drinkin Ballentine quarts with the puzzle on the cap - I could'nt help but notice I was caught in a speed trap - Dirty Mary Crazy Larry on the run from Dirty Harry

Stash the cash in the dash
but the gun I did carry
Seein' blue and red
flashin' deep in the night
I got my alibi straight
and I pulled over to the right


Give up now.

YOU ARE SO STONED!

It's just two wheels and me, the wind in my eyes my engine is the music and the 9 is by my side

I OWN YOU JROCK !!!!!!!!

Where is Shadrach for all this?

Baaaaaad Girrrrrrl

Humminah Humminah Humminah

Bug... the Busa looks the best like this...

I'm a wonder-o-rama snake can winner
a bagel for bob
and a tv dinner
I'm gonna win this dance contest
'cause you know I dance the BEST.

Stop distracting him.

Hmmm. Fashion shows. Nice.

Ohhh! I didn't know we were doing anything! Sowy!

I was just kidding.

He is a distraction to himself.

Nothing to really say here, just thought I would bring this thread back

Should I have another sip, naaaaaaaaaaah skip it, drop with the rhymes and bust with the wippits

The gay meter reads, "off the hizzie fo shizzie".

Are you calling one who recites rap lyrics from one of the greatest rap trio's of all time, Gay?

If liking the Beastie Boys is Gay, I don't want to be straight

Ron Hix
"Jacker of Heads"


nuf said.

Runnin' from the law
the press and the parents
"is your name Michael Diamond?"
Nah, my name's Clarence

Cuz I'm the A D A M Y O U C H takin all MC's out in the place

Corrected it for ya!

You see I walk
like jaba da hut
'cause my style's so new
ya'll be like
what?