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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-15-2006, 03:26 PM
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Friday Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is
wallowing in
despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...


Satan: Why so glum?
Guy: Why do you think? I'm in hell!


Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of
fun down here. You a
drinking man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays
that's all we
do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers,
Tab
and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we
drink some more! And
you don't have to worry about getting a hangover,
because you're dead
anyway.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great!


Satan: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!
Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get
the finest cigars
from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If
you get cancer - no
biggie, you're already dead, remember?
Guy: Wow... that's awesome!


Satan: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want.
Craps, Blackjack,
Roulette, Poker, Lots, whatever. If you go
bankrupt...it
doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow.
Guy: Cool!


Satan: What about Drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help
yourself to a great big
bowl of crack, or smack.
Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all
the
drugs you want. You're dead, who cares.
Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!


Satan: You gay?
Guy: No...
Satan: Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-15-2006, 03:29 PM
Seriously?
 
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omg!!! hahahaha didn't see that one coming !!

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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-15-2006, 03:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by G2G
No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Snoodles
Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-15-2006, 03:35 PM
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-15-2006, 03:40 PM
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Good one Steve.

I've heard that one before, but Hunny was barely in school and Hex was a gleam in daddy's eye last time I heard that.

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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-15-2006, 04:26 PM
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hahah! Nice one.

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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-15-2006, 11:31 PM
who...me???
 
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good one

if it feels good....DO IT!!!
shauna

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger....and it's usually pretty damn fun too

"If ur gonna ride my ass...at least pull my hair"-StreetChic
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-16-2006, 12:48 AM
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